[Official] Astros @ Rangers

What are the chances Dana convinces Crane to push Dusty into retirement? For his own good of course. He can manage the owner's box.

 

Whats the name of the guy Tonya Harding hired?

 

what is this? The xanax approach?

 

Jeff Gilooli (sp)

 

Just call him GOOGLE and show Dusty he's been stalking him on his phone and trying to tempt him with an APPLE.

 

I laughed :}

 

I, Tonya is a great movie

 

Yall are doing all the meth, so somebody's gotta counterbalance the vibe.

 

I am expecting a loss because of the karma of so many Astros fans not getting Dave Raymond's dry wit in describing Altuve's hitting yesterday. The outrage and vitriol by so many of Astros twitter over a a clear joke was embarassing.

 

If Altuve was a rookie Dusty would rarely play him and let Dubon further establish his hall of fame career...

 

If Karma were real, you'd find yourself with a flat in the middle lane on the west loop.

 

Ooo Oooo, I wanna play! What drug do I get?!??

 

How many HR's do we hit tonight folks?
How many for Altuve alone?

I'll go for 3. An off night

 

Gonna need about tree fiddy

 

Be patient. Make Scherzer throw pitches but don't miss mistakes.

Get into the bullpen as soon as possible should be the #1 goal.

 

I'll go with less than 3 or more than 6. It's a Jekyll Hyde thing.

 

Zero. I'm a "glass is what it is" kinda guy

 

Yes it was obvious he was being sarcastic, but no it wasn't funny, if trying to be funny he failed miserably. To me the two of them sounded like a couple of dorks.