I can’t imagine why they just don’t platoon Abreu and Singleton. Even if Singleton is not the answer, maybe you could squeeze out a little more production from them through a platoon.
Just have Maldonado bunt in these situations so there's at least a chance he will contribute something
Watching with my son. “The only pitch Maldonado didn’t swing at was 83 down the middle.” “Yes, boy. That’s the Maldy special.”
Honestly, what we really need is someone who can throw for less than zero runs. Anyone available on waivers?