[Official] Rangers @ Astros

They did.

 

I mean that’s a long pitch from Sugarland to MMP but I’d like to see it

 

Seth gets to go to Sugar Land now. Out he goes.

 

You’re awesome

 

F**K, you're right, you jackass

So who is the position player pitcher tonight?

 

I’m glad I missed this one ! Damn chance to take first blown and they get the best pitcher in baseball on Friday !!!!

 

My issue tonight is it was bad enough watching Framber struggle...but, how in hell do you sit and watch a guy throwing fat balls up to the plate give up 6 hits and 7 runs ? Unreal.

 

I would guess Meyers, because he was a two-way player in college.

 

Ranger fans really talking mess on Twitter lol. Clowns

 

1990 reds were a badass team.
Didn't they go wire to wire that year?

 

If we had a position player pitch..unlikely he'd do worse than giving up 7 runs.

 

An Englishman, Scottsman and Irishman go to breakfast with their wives.

They all order tea. The Englishman, wanting to be sweet, said to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar." The Scottish man, thinking the same, says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey." The Irishman, not wanting to be outdone, says to his wife, "Pass the milk you ****ing cow."

 

You pretentious pricks ran Marshall Bryant off

 

Thought I saw a UFO outside MMP. It was just a barriobird.

 

We still won the series

 

They won 91 games and were nowhere near the team they beat in the World Series. But that’s baseball

 

These Rangers have the most punchable faces in MLB

 

I’m saving this one lol

 

They looked soft tonight

 

At the meeting I have to be at in the morning, my clients rep is a huge Ranger fan who tells me all the time how much he hates my Astros. I’m sure he’s gonna let me have it tomorrow. My planned reply is, “congrats on not letting the World Champs sweep you!”