First, there was EarthQuest Adventures...

Real Texan or Dallas?

 

Houston being outclassed by Vinita, Oklahoma. Sad.

A $2-billion “Americana-themed” theme park roughly the size of Disney World’s Magic Kingdom is scheduled to open in Oklahoma in 2026, developers announced this week.

https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-kn...-disneys-magic-kingdom-is-coming-to-oklahoma/

 

Americana-themed

Not surprising, as Oklahoma is the last bastion for fans of The Offspring.

 

LOL, they are saying the exact same kinds of things that the EarthQuest people were saying 10 years ago.

Oklahoma, prepare for a small water park in 10 years.

 

First thought: will the rides be engineered for plus-sized people? (they'd better be).

Then I saw the news anchor.

 

Hey in Waller, I'll see you when I go to Waller.


At least that's what I used to sing when I was cool.