[Cali unlivable] Angry surfing otter steals boards

I wonder if this otter has been in touch with the orcas attacking boats. Perhaps this is part of a larger plot by marine mammals.

 

Once again, governor Gavin Newsom doing NOTHING to help citizens and just letting otters get away with everything. Pretty soon, you'll see otters living in tents on the street and shooting up heroin.

 

How do we get it to attack mr. Therapy speak Jonah Hill when he’s out surfing so we can cancel him and his devilish demands that his woman not leave his pants and come out for air?

 

Uh wat? Way too meta for me to understand.

 

Not much marine life to worry about surfing in the feces waters of Galveston.

 

We have otters in the lake in front of our house, but I think they are a different kind of otter vs. sea otters. Probably smaller.

 

those are river otters

 

There are a lot of otters in Singapore and my mom has seen them several times in front of her place. I’ve never seen them even though I went kayaking. Next time I’m there I’m going to get a stand up paddle board and see if I can lure them out.

Also
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...e-otters-attack-british-man-in-singapore-park

 

Between these outlaw otters and the dam sharks lurking under the water, I say no thanks to hanging out on a board in the ocean.........I go to about knee deep and that's it. I love, love, love the ocean and head down to Playa del Carmen every year but no thanks to things that can bite me or mistake me for dinner.

 

That's nothing but otter state jealousy that the Gravy Seals are eatin up.

 

Time to get creative and scare the hell out of the waterweasel

 

Finally this story can be told.

 

"From the studio that brought you Cocaine Bear, get ready for AmphetamOtter"

 

They need Carl Spackler on this

 

Last time we had a thread about otters, i menioned that people in Japan keep Asian small-clawed otters as pets.