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Jock Landale to Houston 4yrs 32mil

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Spooner, Jul 1, 2023.

  1. OremLK

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    The GARM whenever we land an Aussie player

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    Damn our shooting coach has his work cut out for him. If he gets any set of 3 or 4 players on this team shooting above NBA average he deserves a MAX contract, I've seen enough, the numbers are clear thread.
     
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  3. Os Trigonum

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    if Jock doesn't get 35+ minutes, it's obvious we're tanking
     
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    The pick to OKC is top 4 protected. Take this for data!
     
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    In Australia underpants are colloquially known as jocks.

    You can now choose what do do with that information in the context of our man Landale
     
  6. kpdark

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    should we then use Landee Only Fans as an alternate..
     
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  7. daywalker02

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    Don't let our young Greenhorn know......
     
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  8. daywalker02

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    Jockstrapped.

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  9. Os Trigonum

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    what's this 16 minute booshitte

    https://www.threads.net/t/CuV9-MKAYjH/

    on edit: we're advertising "Threads" but cannot even embed a "Thread"??? that's some more booshitte :D

    on double edit: doing the work so that you don't have to

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  10. daywalker02

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    Good thing they do not use that over here in the European Union.

    You go through the comments and it is Sengün all over again.
     
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    more ugly Americanism
     
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  12. Os Trigonum

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    holy shitte you're right, may have to spend more time on "Threads" . . . lotta folks here sengunna have heart attacks

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  13. Verbal Christ

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    Jock Landale ... Lob Threat!!! You cant make this stuff up!! LOLOLOL
     
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    Mathloom Shameless Optimist

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    It will be statistically practically impossible for Landale to beat out last season's Sengun nevermind next season's Sengun.

    Given 34 minutes, Sengun is a lock to bring in roughly 20+ points, 10+ rebounds and 5+ assists and almost 1.5 blocks. When was a C ever able to produce that and not be the starter? How many such players wouldn't start in NBA history?

    That's almost like saying Landale would unseat a 4th year Sabonis who was averaging 18/12/5/0.5 in 34 minutes. That would never happen. There are levels to this thing.

    Maybe if Landale was an elite shooter or a very good shot blocker, it would elevate the rest of his game into that tier. As it is - and especially because Sengun is never lazy on the court - it's going to be very difficult for Landale to earn 20 or more minutes.

    Udoka is not an idiot. He knows how to calculate offense minus defense for both players, and it won't be close.
     
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    Go Rockets!!!
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    Jock Landale: Lob Threat
    Dillon Brooks + Jabari Smith Jr: 3-point marksmen
    Jalen Green: Lockdown defender
    Kevin Porter Jr: Zen-like calming presence in locker rom
    Ime Udoka: Sexual harassment training instructor
    Patrick Fertitta: Savvy, battle-tested front office executive

    CHAMPIONSHIP INCOMING
     
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    Brooks taking minutes from Eason and Whitmore is disgusting. The guy who made this must not be a Rockets fan.
     
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    Londale's game reminds me of Marcin Gortat.
     
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