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2023 Rockets: The Stormtroopers

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by justtxyank, Jul 2, 2023.

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  1. justtxyank

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    Last season's league-adjusted effective FG% for the projected rotation next season (higher is better, 100=average).

    They desperately need Jabari and Jalen to improve.

    FVV - 89
    Green - 89
    Brooks - 86
    Smith - 87
    Sengun - 104

    KPJ - 96
    Tate - 93
    Landale - 103
    Eason - 90

    [​IMG]

    Pew pew
     
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    I don’t want to laugh but I did lol. Stormtroopers is hilarious
     
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    only imperial stormtroopers are so precise
     
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    It's actually funnier when you go with their actual league ranks in league adjusted TS added...out of 539 players

    FVV - 524
    Green - 532
    Brooks - 538
    Smith - 531
    Sengun - 94

    When Udoka said the Rockets needed to address shooting, no one realized he meant that they need to make things worse.
     
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    Ben, the new shooting coach, better have the force with him
     
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    we need one of our resident photoshop wizards to adapt this graphic

    ezgif-3-3a2a90918a.jpg
     
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    lol
     
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    Honcho shot first
     
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    The good Rockets!!

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    Stringer Bell!
     
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    Too bad no Ghey Jaygup.
     
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    As soon as pride month was over they traded him....
     
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    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:confused:
     
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    hmmmmm it's chicken-and-egg…that's why we need a legit vet pg, at all costs.
     
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    Hopefully as Amen’s playmaking grows, our shooting will improve with wide-open looks off of perfect passes.
     
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    That KPjr # is while logging major minutes, playing out of positon, and being doubled. Impressive. Bodes well.
     
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    That KPjr # is while logging major minutes, playing out of positon, and being doubled. Impressive. Bodes well.
     
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