Just cut and paste this and you can use it again in like 8 minutes when some 5’6” 135 lbs guy you have never heard of hits a jack off whatever zombie pitcher the Astros have left.
This is a comedy skit that we are doing in extra innings right? The not ready for prime time players.
I can’t believe it is 9:30 pm on a Friday night, 75 degrees outside and I am watching the Astros blow a game to the Guardians… pretty sure I care more about winning this game than Tucker does.