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  1. AroundTheWorld

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    Is Ramen super unhealthy, or just a little bit unhealthy?
     
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  2. Buck Turgidson

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    Not the noodles

    It's the salt
     
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  3. AroundTheWorld

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    I thought it was the carbs

    I tried this stuff called Immi

    or something

    tastes like ****

    ****ing instagram ads

    **** you zuck
     
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  4. Buck Turgidson

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    I'm watching the Astros game, would you like me to pelt you upside the head with scalding hot broth?

    I guarantee no carbs.
     
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  5. Invisible Fan

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    Empty carbs in sodium bath. Super unhealthy if you eat it raw.

    The breakfast of college students and lazy people made whole by adding an egg.
     
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  6. AroundTheWorld

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    Is there a better ice cream on the planet than Häagen Dazs Cookies and Cream?

    Also, don't tell me it's it's unhealthy.

    I don't even care.
     
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  7. AroundTheWorld

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    If you have been married a long time, does it still ****ing matter how "hot" your wife is?

    Or does it only matter in terms of showing off a trophy at that point?
     
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    Put a little meat and veggie in there.

    ******* Germans.
     
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    It does to me. Would you rather she ceases to be hot?
     
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    wet dreams are basically fapping with you mind. how does one fap without the usage of hands while awake? asking for a friend and myself.
     
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    • "If wet dreams exist, what about a wet nightmare?"
    • "Somebody probably had a wet dream about you and never told you"
    • "Wet dreams are just ghost BJs"
     
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  13. Buck Turgidson

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    People have fingertips but not toetips, yet people can walk on their tiptoes but not tipfingers
     
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    Am I really this well endowed ... or optical elusion? o_O

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    george-costanza-seinfeld.gif
     
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    I'm not sure... I'm taller and have way more hair than George!

    That has to count for something ... yes or no? o_O

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    Why is it so hard to find t-shirts that fit? They either fit great around the neck and chest but are too short....or they are long enough but as wide as a parachute with a gigantic neck.

    I don't think my body type is that out of the ordinary. 6'1 low 200's. Yet every shirt I buy is either too short or too wide.
     
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  18. CrazyJoeDavola

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    Why is "abbreviate" such a long word?
     
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    Bad is a negative. Bad-ass is considered a positive.

    Dumb is a negative. Dumb-ass is still a negative.

    Smart is a positive. A smart-ass is a negative.

    A hot ass is a positive. An ass coming in hot because of spicy food is just dangerous.
     
    #99 TimDuncanDonaut, Jun 5, 2023
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    If we cook up Turing Tests for the best robots, will they cook up their own version for the best humans?
     
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