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Your Momma is So Clutchfans... (jokes)

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  1. MadMax

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    Yo mama is so Clutchfans that she's making me fomfotable.
     
    #21 MadMax, May 18, 2023
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    Yo mama is so Clutchfans that all our stories about big ass gorditas are about her
     
    #22 mr_gootan, May 18, 2023
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    Yo mama is so Clutchfans that she's making me play harder
     
    #23 chadyang, May 18, 2023
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    #24 chadyang, May 18, 2023
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    yo mama so clutchfans that she served in the army as a tank commander, and me and @hakeem34 hated her for it
     
    #25 Jontro, May 18, 2023
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  6. Patience

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    Your Momma is so Clutchfans she just unexpectedly dispatched the backless stool.
     
    #26 Patience, May 18, 2023
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    Your mom is so very Clutchfans that she sold used hair gel so she could afford to have sex with an escort in less than an hour.
     
    #27 ThatBoyNick, May 18, 2023
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    Your momma is so Clutchfans that even tho she got older, fatter, worse at everything, and quit her old job in an embarrassing fashion, her ex-employer still wants to hire her back for $200 mil.
     
    #28 PWR, May 18, 2023
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    People suppose get horny, said your mom on Clutchfans
     
    #29 across110thstreet, May 18, 2023
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    Your Momma is so Clutchfans she makes me wash my dick in the sink
     
    #30 WestendMassive, May 18, 2023
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    Yo momma so Clutchfans she derails every conversation to bring up old ****.
     
    #31 Sep11ie, May 18, 2023
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    Yo momma so Clutchfans, Ime hit it.
     
    #32 Sep11ie, May 18, 2023
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    Your mom so clutchfans… she paints her nails.
     
    #33 fattz, May 18, 2023
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    Your momma is so clutchfans

    She started her own thread called
    "Trade for love or sex ton, but I want me some Rudy gay. "
     
    #34 Le$$, May 18, 2023
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    Yo momma is so Clutchfans, she calls her grocery list a "newsletter".
     
    #35 theDude, May 18, 2023
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    yo mama so clutchfans she survived the great purge, the night of a thousand tears, from the discord wars.

    rip good brehs. luv u 4ever
     
    #36 Jontro, May 18, 2023
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    Your mama so ClutchFans, she's sure Boki Nachbar is a future All-Star.
     
    #37 topfive, May 18, 2023
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    Your mama so ClutchFans, she insists "my Alpi" will be better than Wemby.
     
    #38 topfive, May 18, 2023
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    Your mama is so Clutchfans, when you ask her what's for dinner she says, "Yule C".
     
    #39 don grahamleone, May 19, 2023
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    Your momma so clutchfans she uses milk for shampoo
     
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