[Official] Astros @ Mariners

What happened?

 

Each France will probably utilize the useless maginot line defense. Who will break down first?

 

The Oilers uniforms were similar to the french army. That explains a lot.

 

1/2 of the Frances will capitulate and shift allegiance to the opposition once things start going badly. I just hope it's theirs.

 

Well, can't shift...

 

1 pitch in, and each one will be desperately waving a white flag.

 

Nope, they'll play a 4-4 tie for 36 innings until we ship in some players from a different country who will finally turn the tide in our favor.

 

So if Abreu keeps this up is he the worst Astros contract of all time?

 

Do injuries factor into bad contracts? Verlander: 2 years, 66 million for 6 innings.

 

I mean we've had some bad contracts (I'm drawing a blank) but as far as sheer cost vs. production has to be up there. I'm sure someone here will dig it up for you since I've lost my memory

 

Naw, I'd take an injury all day. Abreu ACTUALLY playing and producing this is god-awful.

 

"What this post presupposes is...maybe he doesn't?"

 

Put this post in the Clutchfans Hall of Fame.

 

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There's nothing to see here. Move along!

P.S. Read the thread

 

Just checking in on the progress of this thread today and I’m really proud of you guys.

 

If I go to bed NOW, I should be up in time to listen to the game.

 

Not everyone feels like reading 13+ pages.

 

Then clap off buddy. See ya soon.