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King Kong or Godzilla; who’d win?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by VanityHalfBlack, Apr 29, 2023.

  1. VanityHalfBlack

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    Based on your knowledge, not that stupid movie that came out several years ago. On dry land, Mano e Mano, monster vs monster who you got? Remember height doesn’t mean ****, Godzilla has no arms and can’t jump.
     
  2. Ottomaton

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    King Kong cant burp out lightning.

    I'm taking the lizard.
     
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  3. Surfguy

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    Are you sure?

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  4. Os Trigonum

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    in basketball Sengun would beat them both
     
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  5. Buck Turgidson

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    Sengun ain't walking through this door...

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    It's all Kong, son.
     
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  6. Os Trigonum

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    thinly-disguised anti-Sengun post

    it's off to the dumb list for you

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  7. Buck Turgidson

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    Right, I'll be gone...I'll be gone-a dunk all over your head
     
  8. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Several years ago? 2021 or 1962?
     
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    Kong only stands a chance in the Godzilla movies, they roid him up to face off with the king. If he fought Godzilla at his actual movie size he would literally get squashed like a bug.

    Kong climbs skyscrapers, Godzilla knocks them over.
     
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  10. Buck Turgidson

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    Are we playing basketball?

    Or something else?
     
  11. Reeko

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    I don’t even see how this is a fair fight

    Godzilla gives Kong a case of the beats

    Kong has no chance, I’m sorry

    even in the Godzilla vs Kong movie, Godzilla was whooping that ass…had Kong’s life flashing right before his eyes

    Godzilla uses Kong as a backscratcher or balls him up and shoots a fadeaway into a building yelling out “Kobe!”
     
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  12. fadeaway

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    I see no realistic way that King Kong could beat Godzilla.
     
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  13. Jontro

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    kong gets the pretty lady
     
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  14. fadeaway

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    Godzilla gets those hot Japanese cosplayers though.

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  15. TimDuncanDonaut

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    For the latest movie they made them similar in size. It used to be like.

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    In Kong's defense, he was similar in size to the godzilla of the early years. (1954, 1974)
     
  16. Xerobull

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    Weight being equal, the chances of Kong surviving the atomic breath are pretty small. If he could somehow get the drop on GZ he might be able to choke him out then kill him. If GZ’s jaw strength is like an apex predator, trying to break his jaw is out of question and GZ’s atomic breath is going to vaporize anything he tries to shove in his mouth.

    I think the 1 on 1 in the 2021 movie was pretty accurate. Kong was outclassed, held his own for a bit but was eventually overwhelmed.

    If it’s packs of Kongs vs packs of GZs it’s another story, because primates are going to work together.
     
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    Godzilla also has another limb in a tail and has dorsal plates. It would be very hard for King to take Godzilla from the back and apply a rear choke, or face crank.

    The only chance King Kong has is to use his superior primate brain, opposable thumbs and come up with some weaponry to even the odds.
     
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    The lizard people would vehemently disagree.
     
  19. CCorn

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    King Kong needs his stupid sword to compete.
     
  20. Ottomaton

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    Dude, you aren't allowed to call them that anymore. They prefer Sleestak.
     

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