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[Dilemma] Housekeepers + the Bathroom

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by El_Conquistador, Apr 22, 2023.

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Who gets to use the 1st floor bathrooms instead of the Port-o-Potty?

  1. Housekeepers

  2. Construction workers

  3. Landscapers/Gardeners

  4. Caterers

  5. Private Tutors: Piano, Math, Languages

  6. Plumbers

  7. Fitness trainer

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  1. Two Sandwiches

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    Some people will now want you to define "looks like a threat?"

    And that, my friends is how a s**t thread ends up in the D&D.
     
  2. dmenacela

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    That's on you. Establish the ground rules and be done with it. Put a camera if you want to verify.
     
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  3. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    So this would only apply to the housekeepers category, as I doubt the private tutor or caterer will be doing a proper cleaning. I guess this could be a possible solution, but for some reason, I would still feel a small amount of disrespect -- particularly if it's a deuce.

    One time we had a construction worker inside of our office building who used our espresso machine in the kitchen. I did not let this slide without letting them know that it was unacceptable. He gave me attitude about waking up at 4am to be there by 5 so they didn't disturb us, but I refused to hear it.
     
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  4. Ubiquitin

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    If the contracts says job starts at 5, the job starts at 5. Nothing to get b****y about.
     
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  6. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    As long as she leaves it clean and continues to make those pretty little flowers out of the tag end of the TP roll, I don’t care which bathroom our cleaning lady uses. Also have an awesome painter/fixer-upper guy that I’ve used for decades. He and his brother also get carte Blanche.
     
  7. clos4life

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    Man, OP, you are too soft. They should all be ******** in buckets they brought, like the peasants you hired that they truly are. F them and their bodily functions ruining your ******** pipes.
     
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  8. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Body language, mostly.

    I grew up poor, worked in prisons, did door-to-door sales for years, followed by other sales jobs. The more people you interact with, the better your sense of them is.
     
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  9. Jontro

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    yall have bathrooms?
     
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  10. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    My wage bracket doesn't allow me to comment on this thread.
     
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  11. Haymitch

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    There is a large green space next to my house that the neighborhood used to throw seasonal parties on (Christmas, Easter, etc.). I mean it's right next to our house. So after enjoying the festivities with my kids one time we started walking back to our house to wind down for the night. A little girl, about 5, comes up to me and asks "can I use your restroom?" I look up and see the little girl's mom looking at me, making it clear that the mom put her up to this. I said, "Uhh.... sure."

    So the little girl and her mom come into my house, which was a surprise to my wife as she was already in a robe and done for the day. Plus, our house wasn't exactly in prime guest condition at this time. Things weren't off to a good start.

    But luckily the toilet is near the front door, so I tried as quickly as possible to direct the little girl towards it. However, the mom then said "thanks!" and stepped in front of me and her daughter and made her way into the restroom. It was then I realized that it was the mom who actually had to use the restroom and not the daughter.

    The mom is in there for a while, clearly taking a dump. The daughter is making herself at home, walking around and asking my oldest daughter questions about our house. The Mrs is not happy with me.

    Eventually the pooping mom comes out and just nods and grabs her daughter and they leave. I check the status of the toilet and see there is **** stuck all around the inside of the bowl. Must have been diarrhea or something.

    Was not a great experience. I am very hesitant to share my toilet nowadays. It was especially annoying because at the time there were probably a dozen model homes very near to ours and they were all open. She could have easily taken a **** in one of them.
     
  12. CrazyJoeDavola

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    Pretty sure TJ's maid is doing this everyday:

     
  13. Invisible Fan

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    Plantation school 101.

    You are Amazon line manager material.
     
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  14. Two Sandwiches

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    So, you let that woman and her daughter see your wife naked?
     
  15. Haymitch

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    Wth? How did you get that from the story? No one was naked. My wife was in pajamas and threw a robe on over them. So if anything she had extra clothes.

    Who in the world walks around in a robe but otherwise naked? Especially someone with multiple young kids.

    ::edit::

    Joke went over my head. I is dumb.
     
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  16. AroundTheWorld

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    I love TJ threads. They always trigger the right people.

    That said, you should have so many bathrooms that you could designate one for staff.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Exactly.
     
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