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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by KingCheetah, Feb 27, 2011.

  1. Invisible Fan

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    Smrter sexbots?

    Wen sandwich making enhancement?
     
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  2. Dr of Dunk

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    You need to step away from Rimworld for a few days.
     
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  3. Buck Turgidson

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    I don't know what Rimworld is, and I'm pretty much afraid to ask. The answer could go one of 2 ways.
     
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  4. Dr of Dunk

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    Oh, you'd like it. You can even play it on the ranch.
     
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  5. Buck Turgidson

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    So Thibodeax is drinking at the bar one day, and a traveler passing through comes in. They start talking and getting along, so Thibs says

    "You don't need a motel, why don't you come over tonight, we're having a party, you can spend the night there and head out in the morning."

    "Well that's mighty gracious of you, can I bring anything?"

    "Nah...we got everything. There'll be some eating, and some drinking, and some dancing, maybe some fighting, and a little f****ng."

    "Shoot, that sounds fun", says the traveler, "what time should I show up?"

    "Oh it don't matter, it'll just be the two of us."
     
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  6. Dr of Dunk

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    [​IMG]
     
  7. Buck Turgidson

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    That looks like JJ Watt's fatter, older, toothier uncle
     
  8. Dr of Dunk

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    Nah, just Tom Thibodeau creepily showing emotion.
     
  9. Buck Turgidson

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    Hah...I missed that, because I didn't really remember what he looks like, but now I can't unsee it.

    eta: in my defense, does that NOT look like JJ Watt's fat happy uncle?
     
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  10. Invisible Fan

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    Forgettable night?
     
  11. Buck Turgidson

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    After a few years (eta: it's been 15!), Tom Thibs is absolutely forgettable as a member of the Rockets Org, yes.

    Especially for someone who pays middling attention to the NBA in general.
     
  12. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Is there a mod to grow vatmeat???
     
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  13. Buck Turgidson

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    Your StarTrek replicator will happen in your children's lifetime, so take solace (soylence?) on that.
     
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  14. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    I’ll see it eventually.

    I’m going to have my head frozen and bequeath my fortune to the descendent who can resurrect me in a clone of my immortal 28 year old body.
     
  15. Buck Turgidson

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    Well, thank you Ted Williams. I'm sure it'll work out.
     
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    They have no fear. This is only the beginning.

     
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    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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