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[Doomed] The SUPER PIGS Are Coming!!!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, Mar 6, 2023.

  1. ico4498

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    trap 'em in a pen. I'll bring the jerk sauce ...
     
  2. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Sighted near border:
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  3. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Wait til the pigs find the cocaine.
     
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  5. Mango

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    They appear to be 200 lbs or less, so most consider that to be favorable on size when it comes to preparing them for the dinner table.

    Between the running around that they do and a diet that is probably less rich than what farm raised hogs get, the meat should be leaner.
     
  6. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    So when fat people like this have a motorcycle accident, is it worse because of the extra weight or better because of the extra padding?
     
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  7. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy
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  8. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    Crazy pigs, crazy humans, it's just crazy out there ... this story is so Texas.

    Texas family repeatedly attacked by out-of-control pig: 'Prisoners in their own home'

    Excerpts from the story :

    "My grandma's being attacked by a random pig," a child said in a 911 call during the incident. "Now my grandpa's being attacked."
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    The Texas mom explained the pig was foaming at the mouth and had barreled inside the house after attacking her daughter outside.
    "My mom tried to lay on top of him to crunch him down until the cops got here to get him, he overpowered her and got on top of her," Goldstein explained. "He had her flattened like an accordion."
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    Goldstein told FOX 7 that the owner of the pig approached her family while searching for the animal. She claimed that the pig's owner threatened to shoot them if they harmed it.

    "What does he expect us to do, to sit there and let his pig maul us?" she said.


    As hilariously crazy as the text in the report above sounds, the video is even nuttier with more tidbits like how the pig came back and attacked her boyfriend, the woman is carrying a knife (hopefully for protection and not everyday attire). That sucker is out for blood.

     
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  9. clos4life

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    Buck is right, perfect time fir an AR-15.
     
  10. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Yoooo! That pig could talk and they even interviewed it too!
     
  11. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    I think it totally depends on what exactly they hit.
     
  12. ThatBoyNick

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    Strong ass bike
     
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  13. Invisible Fan

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    I'm still waiting for racks of ribs so large that it'll overturn a convertable.
     
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  14. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Flinstones ribs.gif
     
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    Snowball is missing.
     
  16. rocketsjudoka

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    So Canadian farmers were breeding these pigs? South Park was right again. Blame Canada!
     
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  17. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Maybe it’s like that old saying - more cushion for the pushin’…
     
  18. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    Super pigs = Super Bacon

    I'm ready.
     
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  19. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    These two go together.
     
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  20. rocketsjudoka

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    Big Bottoms
    she’s gottem
    How can I leave this behind
    Behind
     

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