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Over the Top

Discussion in 'Houston Astros' started by MadMax, Mar 5, 2023.

  1. MadMax

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    Not many people know this, but Over the Top was an 80s movie starring Sylvester Stallone. It’s about an older down-on-his luck truck driver who enters an arm wrestling contest in Vegas. Despite his age, he prevails and wins a a lot of money.

    You know who else is older and wants to win while also making a lot of money? You guessed it: Yuli. And if you assholes can’t see it in your heart enough to support that, I’m not sure I can support you any longer. Stallone’s character, Lincoln Hawk, had lost his wife. He was a widower. But you jackasses keep pinching your pennies refusing to sign Yuli. I’ve had just about enough. Up to here. Fine!
     
  2. Tomstro

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    post of the decade
     
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  3. MadMax

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    Finally someone with some common sense! Thank you, Tomstro!
     
  4. Marshall Bryant

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    Yuli can be our clubhouse arm wrestler. But there is no room on the roster. There's a role for him, just not as a player. Retirement often comes as a shock rather than a smooth transition.
     
  5. MadMax

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    (it’s a joke)
     
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  6. CrazyJoeDavola

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    I think MadMax has been hacked.

    Thoughts and prayers
     
  7. MadMax

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    Actually everyone will know it’s really me because I led off with, “Not many people know this…”
     
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  8. Buck Turgidson

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    He didn't call Sly "Frank Stallone's brother"...so it is suspicious
     
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  9. CrazyJoeDavola

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    Yeah but you cussed, so I figured you had been hacked or you were drunk.

    It was 1 am in the morning...........
     
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  10. MadMax

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    DAMMIT I MISSED THAT CHANCE!!!!!
     
  11. MadMax

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    I saw there were already two highly impactful threads on the importance of Yuli Gurriel and thought to myself: what this message board needs is one more Yuli thread RIGHT NOW!!
     
  12. Buck Turgidson

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    I will gladly vet all of your nonsense posts in the future.
     
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  13. MadMax

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    That’s the first sensible idea I’ve heard this morning
     
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  14. Buck Turgidson

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    I'll do whatever it takes to help the team...taking it one post at a time.
     
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  15. msn

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    This was my first thought as well.
     
  16. MadMax

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    I’m honored y’all think I don’t cuss :)
     
  17. Surfguy

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    Poor Yuli. Sniffle
     
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    I'm gonna write this post down on some toilet paper and then use it after I take a dump.
     
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  19. Buck Turgidson

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    If the bbs software doesn't censor it, is it really cussing?
     
  20. MadMax

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    I had zero clue no one would clue in I was making a joke with the original post…that there were 2 other threads posted right after another by the same guy on the same topic. Oh, well.
     

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