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ClutchFans Game Thread: Rockets @ Warriors 2/24/2023

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Clutch, Feb 23, 2023.

  1. Clutch

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    Deckard, sirjesse, DeBeards and 3 others like this.
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    FIRST PAGE!

    2nd post!

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    Praying for the victor
     
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    Your nose is always visible to you. Your mind ignores it through a process called Unconscious Selective Attention.
     
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    Warriors going in dry.
     
  12. Deckard

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    Wreck the Warriors.

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    Page one. I looked forward to the thread for while.
     
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    this is an excellent, meme-relevant first post btw. this is how you do it
     
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    Victor-y!!!!!!!!

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    I asked ChatGPT to preview tonight's game:

    Rockets Play Soon.

    Can you write: "the Houston rockets will play basketball again soon" in an olde English style

    Verily, the Houston Rockets shall anon playeth basketball once more.

    Can you do it again with more words and more excitement?

    Hark! Behold! In the not too distant future, the mighty Houston Rockets shall take to the court once more and partake in the noble art of basketball! A joyous occasion it shall be, for the thrill of the game doth quicken the pulse and stir the soul! Rejoice, ye fans of the Rockets, for the time draweth nigh when ye shall witness once more the skill and valor of thy team!

    Can you do that again but include defeat the horrible warriors in there somewhere?

    Listen well, for a great moment of glory draws nigh! The indomitable Houston Rockets, fierce and unyielding, shall soon take up the sacred cause of basketball and vanquish their foes on the court! Let not your hearts be troubled, for the Rockets shall rise to the challenge and emerge victorious, their valor and skill shining forth like the sun on a clear day! So fear not, ye faithful fans, for the Rockets shall not only play again, but they shall also defeat the horrible Warriors and claim their rightful place atop the standings! Let the battle commence, and let the Rockets emerge triumphant!

    Can you make it even more verbose, with more references to how evil the Warriors are with their moving screens and their most evil coach?

    Aye, a mighty battle draws near! The valiant Houston Rockets, undaunted by their foes, shall soon take up the noble cause of basketball and smite their enemies on the court! Lo, the Warriors, with their nefarious tactics and their most evil coach, do seek to thwart our heroes at every turn! But fear not, for the Rockets shall not be cowed by their wicked ways! With righteous fury and a burning desire for victory, they shall press forward, undeterred by the Warriors' treacherous moving screens and deceitful schemes! For the Rockets know that the path to glory is paved with struggle and hardship, and they shall not falter in the face of adversity! So let the battle commence, and let the Rockets emerge triumphant, their valor and honor shining forth like a beacon in the darkness of the Warriors' malevolence! May their victory be sweet, and their foes be vanquished!
     
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    what utter medieval boooshitte

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