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Felllas, how do you deal with your S.O. gaining weight?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by TheRealist137, Feb 17, 2023.

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  1. no_answer

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    Book a really nice beach vacation this summer and the problem will take care of itself.
     
    #41 no_answer, Feb 18, 2023
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  2. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    More sex, work those extra LBS off.

    DD
     
    #42 DaDakota, Feb 19, 2023
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    There is this treadmill workout! Only 30 minutes walking…up a 12 level incline at 3 miles per hour! Five times a week! Give her 2 months and reevaluate. ;)
     
    #43 Surfguy, Feb 19, 2023
  4. ima_drummer2k

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    Personally, my baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo. I want to sink her with my pink torpedo.
     
    #44 ima_drummer2k, Feb 20, 2023
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  5. Buck Turgidson

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    You obviously should have bought her a Peloton for Christmas
     
    #45 Buck Turgidson, Feb 20, 2023
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  6. IBTL

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    WHAT

    IN

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    ****
     
    #46 IBTL, Feb 20, 2023
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  7. CrazyJoeDavola

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  8. Nook

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    This.

    weight gain is usually a two way street in long term relationships over time. Even if weight gain doesn’t hit both partners, we all age differently. I have seen many thin older people that look like ****.

    If looks are that important, do what DeCaprio does and only date 20-25 year olds.

    I have personally been all over the map with my wife. From modeling, to stacked and jacked, to fat multiple times.
     
    #48 Nook, Feb 20, 2023
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  9. IBTL

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    like a SACK of dogshit some older people can be.
     
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  10. Dankstronaut

    Dankstronaut Way, way out here.

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    You went with the "do meth" angle which definitely will cause weight loss but the problem is once she rehabs she'll likely just put the weight back on. Plus then she won't be hot because of all the scabs and lost teeth.
     
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    love your fatty ...
     
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  12. PhiSlammaJamma

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    The answer is TIC TAC TOE,
    but first you need to determine which level you are at...

    DEFCON 5
    DEFCON 4
    DEFCON 3
    DEFCON 2
    or
    DEFCON 1
     
    #52 PhiSlammaJamma, Feb 21, 2023
  13. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    +1, sage advice. I've been there too.

    I would say to anyone who wants their partner to lose weight and/or get fit: Do it with them in a positive way, like you would for your child. Not only will you benefit from the exercise, you will be spending time with the #1 person in your life, grow closer and they will be grateful for the time you put forward.
     
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  14. London'sBurning

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    Part of the fun in going hiking outdoors with your partner are the opportunities to veer off a deer trail, dip behind an old tree and have a quickie. Optionally, pre-roll a blunt to pass to one another afterwards when going back on trail to take with you. Maybe learn some botany and mycology and get good at identifying plants and fungi while getting exercise. It legitimately feels good to exercise and do it in such a way that makes it appealing to your senses. It's legitimately nice to walk/jog while catching a Sunrise/Sunset and having conversation with your partner whose company you presumably enjoy most and then taking a shower together. I guess what I'm saying is, make working out feel less like a chore and more into something that legitimately is fun and feels good and is good for you and then share that joy with your partner.
     
    #54 London'sBurning, Feb 21, 2023
  15. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Reminds me of the words from a great philosopher...

     
    #55 boomboom, Feb 21, 2023
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    Not a Spinal Tap fan?? Color me disappointed.
     
    #56 ima_drummer2k, Feb 21, 2023
  17. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Generational. It’s like us old farts not seeing the latest 3b view TikTok trend.

     
    #57 Xerobull, Feb 21, 2023
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  19. Asian Sensation

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    Pics of wife?
     
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  20. apollo33

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    Have you tried cooking more? weight is almost entirely gained and lost in the kitchen. I do most of the cooking at home, I try to use really healthy ingredients. Our weights have been +- 5 pounds for the past 8 years.
     
    #60 apollo33, Feb 21, 2023
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