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New (unofficial) Team Slogan!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by topfive, Jan 27, 2023.

  1. topfive

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    Come on, we all know that this year's slogan makes no sense, because there's no rocket attached to the fuse at this point. Light it and it will just burn to the end and... fzzzzt. Nothing. Big disappointment.

    We need a new tank-worthy slogan, something that reflects our current reality in which we're gunning for Victor or Scoot. With that in mind, I give you...

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    This one's on the house, Tilman. You're welcome.
     
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  2. xiki

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    Fight to luse.
     
  3. xaos

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    Lmaaoooooo

    Nice work
     
  4. vator

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    Need it! Post it on Twitter so I can retweet it lol.
     
  5. topfive

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  6. Os Trigonum

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    Embrace the Suck
     
  7. juanm34

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    #FireSil@ss
     
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    Nice work OP. But I’m not sure if “fight” makes sense. Most nights they don’t even put up a fight…
     
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  9. duluth111222

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    How about light the fuse of a TANK
     
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    The matching font is too notch :D
     
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    Rockets:. Light the fuse.
    NBA: no reaction.

    ... one year later. ...

    Kings: Light the beam
    NBA:. Such a great idea.



    If Rockets only lit the right thing
     
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  12. i3artow i3aller

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    ;)
     
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  13. vator

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    Got you.
     
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  14. Salvy

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    Light the learning lesson
     
  15. KingCheetah

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    Might
    but
    Refuse
     
  16. duluth111222

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    Rox current state:

    Quite
    the
    Fools
     
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    @topfive That looks great, but can you change it to Fight but Tank for Wemby/Scoot? :D
     
  18. vator

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    PAUSE!
     
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  19. Os Trigonum

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    the Rockets are now 1-0 with the new team slogan
     
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  20. BallSoHarden

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    More like hit the snooze, until this garbage team gets it together.
     

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