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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Reeko, Jan 20, 2023.

  1. Reeko

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    let me introduce u to Dana White’s Power Slap League



    The fencing position is common after someone has experienced an acceleration/deceleration injury of the brain as this soft brain tissues slams into the hard skull and this bruising of the higher functioning cerebrum(aka gray matter) temporarily shuts down its function and lets the primitive brain stem temporarily take over.

    When concussion specialists see this position, we believe there has been a traumatic injury. We assume that there’s a shock to the higher cerebral cortex, a crucial part of the brain that supervises over the primitive brain function that automatically controls critical functions, like breathing, heart rate, body temperature, etc.

    this is the dumbest sh*t I’ve ever seen

    Is there even a weight class?

    latest winner of 1 of these competitions in Russia looked like this for a measly 5k purse

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    his face looks like it got stung by 50 bees
     
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    Yeah, defenseless fighting is just not for me.
     
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    How do you feel about voluntary stupidity?
     
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    Looks like he slapped a stroke on him...
     
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    I remember watching this mess a few years ago thinking "why would you do this to yourself?" Of course, there's Dana White to capitalize on it. lol
     
  6. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    I thought this would be about people playing the card game slapjack and then saw this is 100 times worse.
     
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    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Is #1 Russian sport.
     
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    imagine getting fcked up for 5k

    boy, ya face looks like Kirby
     
  11. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Hope he has good health insurance- he will probably have to spend more than he won ($5k) to get his face fixed. Hope it was worth it, jabroni.
     
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    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Well, they agreed to it so no problem on that end, nobody forcing them to develop massive brain damage. Just not really for me.
     
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    This is a picture of a man who just watched this Rockets team for the first time.
     
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    The premiere episode of Dana White’s Power Slap had an excellent lead-in thanks to All Elite Wrestling’s AEW: Dynamite. However, it seems the UFC president’s latest endeavor failed to hold on to most of those viewers.

    According to ShowBuzzDaily, the program—which had its debut delayed a week after White was caught on video slapping his wife, Anne, while on a family vacation in Mexico—was No. 45 in the top 50 cable telecasts for Wednesday, January 18, 2023. Power Slap, which TBS broadcasts at 10 p.m. ET, had a reported 295,000 viewers and a 0.10 rating in the 18-49 demographic.

    By comparison, the lead-in for Power Slap, AEW Wrestling, was the No. 3 show on the night with 969,000 viewers. The two broadcasts rated higher than AEW Wrestling were both NBA games on ESPN. The Atlanta vs. Dallas game had 1.219 million viewers and the Minnesota vs. Denver game pulled in 1.008 million.

    The AEW Wrestling broadcast, which began at 8 p.m. ET, had a .31 share in the 18-49 demographic.

    Shows with a higher rating at 10 p.m. ET on Wednesday night were The Ingraham Angle on Fox News Channel (0.13), Kingdom Business on BET (.11), and 1000-lb Best Friends on TLC (0.10).

    Power Slap finished with a higher rating in the 10 p.m. ET time slot than Moonshiners on TLC (.009) and Trafficked Nat Geo (0.08).

    Looking at the 18-34 demographic, Power Slap had 0.06 rating, while AEW Wrestling checked in at 0.22 in that age bracket.

    Power Slap was initially scheduled to debut on Wednesday, December 11. White addressed the delay of the show’s first episode at the UFC Vegas 67 post-fight press conference saying, “We pushed it back a week because I was supposed to come back (from vacation) and do this whole media tour, which obviously wasn’t going to happen when I got back.”

    Ahead of Power Slap’s debut, White told potential viewers who were critical of the “sport,” “Nobody’s asking you to watch this! Oh, you’re disgusted by it? Watch The Voice.”
     
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    You have too many.

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    Slap your bass, not your hoes.
     
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    Not sure why people don't think it's a sport. This is peak athleticism



    I love how Russian's line up for the opportunity to receive a concussion from the great Vasily.
     
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    Edit: Sorry. Meant to put this in the New Order or Depeche Mode thread
     
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  20. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    CF zeitgeist winner
     

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