Texans trade DeAndre Hopkins to Arizona

Dude name is Dose?


Edit: Dude has also worked with HOF Dre and Clint Capela fwiw

 

It appears whatever tweet y'all linked to has been deleted. What did it say?

 

Jeff Bagwell enters the chat.

 

Basically there's a trainer in Houston named Dose that works with a lot of athletes that have been popped for roids. Clients of his that have recently been suspended for peds include AJ Bouye, Will Fuller, Bradley Roby and Hop. He had a lot of his clients littered through his instagram, I'm assuming he's now deleted the posts.

 

Elvin Hayes faints.

 

Is this him?

 

I thought I saw a needle hanging out of his butt. I guess he could be like his buddy Watson and it could be a finger.

 

James Harden enters twice, once for both sides of it.

 

Now he is being added to the saints practice squad smh

 

Reunion?

 

Last thing the Texans need is D-Hop and all his baby mommas hanging around the facility.

 

Consider the long-game though.

Hopkins becomes a HOF WR that loves the Texans.
15-20 little Hopkins come of age in 2040 or so and they all grow up rooting for the Texans and get drafted into the NFL.
Around 2045, they are all free agents and sign with the Houston Hopkins.
Superbowl. Hopkins fakes to Hopkins then throws to Hopkins for a TD.

 

Too manny what ifs.

 

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Sucks because he’s better than cooks - has more in the tank and depending on the type of deal he wants - could potentially be cheaper.

gotta figure a portion of our huge cap space this year is going to be covering a significant portion of cooks outgoing salary so we can salvage a decent return.

 

Would be an interesting conversation if he reunites with BO'B