[Official] Texans @ Colts

Any fake injuries on the Texans announced yet?

 

Ultimate pillow fight to end the season.

 

this is shaping up to be a nightmare scenario

Colts lose and get a top 5 pick, which they trade to Bears for #1 and then draft Bryce Young

 

I never got used to more than 14 games.

 

The Texans forfeit after the whole team comes down with a stomach bug.

It will later be named the didnuwannapla virus.

 

We must not risk injury to our future franchise qb. Start Kyle allen

 

I will agree to a minimum contract. I might have a problem getting into the stadium though.

 

Mandatory vaccines will soon follow

 

0 - 0 Tie?

 

Colts and Bears are blatantly trying to lose

 

someone fake a heart attack and the game is suspended

too soon?

 

This should be the worst game ever, which the Texans will win, because that’s exactly the kind of thing that they would do.

 

Just lose, baby.



Every player should be a draw. Equipment manager should be icy hot in the jocks and Vaseline on the gloves.

 

The best way to go about this is to sit Tunsil, Howard, Hughes and Pitre. Tunsil and Howard are playing for new contracts so they're going to play hard, can't have that. Pitre is too much of a dawg, if you tell him to take it easy he's going to hurt himself. Hughes is an OG and just out of respect he shouldn't be apart of what's about to go down on Sunday. I don't care if Cooks plays because he's being shopped and he's seven yards away from 600 so he might as well play

 

Can't remember a game where both teams' fans actively want them to lose and would be upset if they won.

I know it's happened recently, but not for teams I care about.

 

The Bush* Bowl!

* = err, Mario Williams Bowl

 

Keke about to turn into Wes Welker

 

Keke revenge game

 

TY Hilton