We could have used protection from roving hordes of white theater invaders at San Jacinto Mall Cinema 6 when we got to see ourselves in Mississippi Burning, Police Academy 2 and 3, Wildcats, The Principal, Beverly Hills Cop 1 and 2, DC Cab and Ferris Bueller's Day Off ("uh-uh-uh"). The most awkward part was seeing these guys at Trinity Episcopal or the buffet at Ryan's, or coming over to their house to play King's Quest or Kid Niki Radical Ninja. We couldn't even sit at the counter at the KFC that Russ Beeler managed before he became a bailiff ("and the Bundy's are suing for....a gillion").
This is going to be @tinman 's excuse if his kids - or, actually let's go with "nieces and nephews" - see his very important threads and posts about Black hobbits and mermaids.