So go to some Midtown night club and look for the creepy old guy with a bag of Jack In The Box tacos hitting on girls young enough to be his grandkids.
Count me as another who is glad to see him gone. Every once in awhile, I do miss the low brow humor that he brings to this board with the drunken posts at 3:23 in the morning. But here's the thing - Clutch lets him back in and he does these posts and then once he gets his audience back, he gets confidence to try to do "non-drunken" posts and that is where the dude really sucks. So he should only be allowed back in as long as it is the drunk fatty and he should only be allowed to post between the hours of 1 A.M. to 6 A.M.