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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by DaDakota, Aug 26, 2022.

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  1. droxford

    droxford Member

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    The shoolyard riddles aren't dad jokes.
     
    #41 droxford, Sep 2, 2022
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    My first kid was born in the hospital parking lot…., C-section.
     
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  4. DaDakota

    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!

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    Sad news!

    I just broke up with my girlfriend Loraine. She found out I was seeing another girl, Claire Lee.

    The good news though is: I can see Clair Lee now, Loraine is gone!

    DD
     
    #44 DaDakota, Sep 26, 2022
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  5. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    My wife was shocked when she found out I am a terrible electrician
     
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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    [​IMG]
     
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    What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

    Boo jeans
     
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    you hear about the guy that made a mexican amazon site?

    his name is jeff pesos
     
    #48 IBTL, Oct 10, 2022
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    DD's just a Ward Cleaver humor kind of dad. Nothing wrong with that,
     
    #49 Pistol Pete, Oct 10, 2022
  10. DaDakota

    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!

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    What do you call an alligator in a vest?

    an investigator


    You guys hear about the restaurant on the moon?

    Great food, no atmosphere.

    DD
     
    #50 DaDakota, Oct 17, 2022
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    Did you hear that the US Archeological Society is holding a party to celebrate finding the largest ever dinosaur tibia?

    It's going to be a really big shindig

    When I was young, my mother always used to rip out the final page of my comic books, but she never told me why.

    I had to draw my own conclusions
     
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  12. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    I got the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza” confused.

    Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
     
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  13. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    When you teach a wolf to mediate, he becomes

    Aware wolf

    And if he gets lost, he becomes

    A where wolf

    And when he goes to fashion week, he becomes

    A wear wolf
     
    #53 Xerobull, Oct 19, 2022
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  14. DaDakota

    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!

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    Do not wear sweatpants through Airport security or else you will be put on the
    "No Fly" list.

    DD
     
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    What did Washington say to his men before they got in the boat?

    Men, get in the boat.
     
    #55 Os Trigonum, Nov 4, 2022
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    Famous reenactment of the crossing...

    [​IMG]
     
    #56 KingCheetah, Nov 4, 2022
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    North Korean battleship?
     
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    Corvette.
     
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    Korvette?
     
    #59 boomboom, Nov 4, 2022
  20. LosPollosHermanos

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    Did you seriously change the width /height of your avatar to shed some pounds? LOL. That’s a joke in of itself..
     
    #60 LosPollosHermanos, Nov 4, 2022
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