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Christian Javier is a Jesus like figure

Discussion in 'Houston Astros' started by Daddy Long Legs, Nov 3, 2022.

  1. right1

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    He's got that disappearing fastball. He should name that pitch the Holy Ghost
     
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  2. Major

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  3. Daddy Long Legs

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    Someone to hear your prayers - someone who cares
     
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    Can we speak to the calm, cool, collectedness of the big four international pitchers Valdez, Javier, Garcia, Urquidy?

    They just don't seem to ever get rattled. Amazing to watch.
     
  5. VickMackey

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    It’s in their blood
     
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    That's ****ed up.

    Hilarious but ****ed, up bravo sir.
     
  7. conquistador#11

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    So you're saying, He is someone who hears your prayers? Someone who cares. Someone who is there.
    Reach out!
     
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  8. Hippieloser

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    New Millennium Reptile Christ
     
  9. Daddy Long Legs

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    Touch faith
     
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  10. AkeemTheDreem86

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    This would actually be pretty hilarious if you didn't already get banned at least once for antisemitic comments this year. Gotta admire the chutzpah, though, you didn't even bother mixing up your avatar.

    Keepin' It Real: CF Edition

    Go Stros.
     
  11. AkeemTheDreem86

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    YES. Yes.
     
  12. Buck Turgidson

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    All Hail Quetzalcoatl the New World Reptile God
     
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  13. rocketsjudoka

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    Cristian Javier, he gets us..
     
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  14. jayfree

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    Well... he is a Cristian ;)
     
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