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If Altuve’s bat doesn’t wake up

Discussion in 'Houston Astros' started by VanityHalfBlack, Oct 24, 2022.

  1. VanityHalfBlack

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    Phillies in 5.
     
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    What is the point of t his idiotic thread?

    Edit: saq who made it. Par for the course
     
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  4. VanityHalfBlack

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    I needed attention bro. I thought you knew this by now? Your wife wasn’t giving me enough.
     
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  5. King1

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    I'll tell her to work on that
     
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  6. VanityHalfBlack

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    Stros in 5
     
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  7. King1

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    Philly might be tougher than that. My prediction is 6.
     
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  8. Newlin

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    By the time Friday gets here, Altuve’s bat will be woke!
     
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  9. Buck Turgidson

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    "Everyone knows that Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is: 'Maybe he didn't?'"
     
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  10. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    How did they ever sweep the Yankees?
     
  11. seclusion

    seclusion rip chadwick

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    I know one thing... mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
     
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  12. J.R.

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    If the Astros can’t win a World Series home game, Phillies in 4. ;)

    2021: 1-2
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    2017: 2-1
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  13. MadMax

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    That's not ****ing funny
     
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  14. conquistador#11

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    Why change it now. Hope he bats .000000004 and we sweep!
    Altuve's aura alone is worth a WaR of 8. (sources, trust me breh)
     
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    I think last night woke Altuve up. After that close play at first the next at bat he looked more dialed in.

    What this team has shown though is that if Altuve, Tucker and even Alvarez are cold they can still win. It's a lot tougher but the pitching is solid. The biggest worry to me is if one of the starters really stumble while the offense is cold. Even so this team can heat up when needed as game 1 against Seattle and last night showed.
     
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    Ugh. 2019.
     
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    Stros in 6 baby.
     
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    Houstunna Mr Graphix
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    If the Stros lose or the series goes 7, add another log to the fire of BS history
     
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    Is this some kind of reverse jinx or are you really a Phillie fan?
     
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    We didn't give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
     
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