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Which athlete would you fight in the ring?

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  1. VanityHalfBlack

    VanityHalfBlack Member

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    Whether it be past or present?
     
    #1 VanityHalfBlack, Oct 7, 2022
  2. marks0223

    marks0223 2017 and 2022 World Series Champions
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    Have you ever played any sports? If so, I'd like to fight you.
     
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  3. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Any jockey, any where, any time.

     
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  4. VanityHalfBlack

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    I’m a lover not a fighter. Well I’m fap master and my partner @Jontro
     
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    Mary Lou Retton.
     
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  6. Buck Turgidson

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    Dammit, I was going to post Keri Strug.

    "Past or Present"? I choose past.

    Probably one of the dead ones.
     
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  7. Haymitch

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    I'm not a fighter but I do have a longer reach than Tyson so I'd like my chances there.
     
    #7 Haymitch, Oct 7, 2022
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    Are we talking about, boxing, MMA or some other rules?
     
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  9. rocketsjudoka

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    Are you sure about that.
     
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  10. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    I want to punch Lebron square in his jejunum.
     
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    mugsy bogues
     
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  12. CrazyJoeDavola

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    Walt Weis
     
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  13. Dr of Dunk

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    Chances of what? lol.
     
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  14. heypartner

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    I might take my chances on kicking Karl Malone in the balls.
     
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    Too soon.
     
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    Or a nail through the head.

    Free punch at either Malone or Stockton..........GO
     
    #16 CrazyJoeDavola, Oct 7, 2022
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    Draymond Green
    Danny Ainge
    Scott Servais
    Karl Malone
    John Stockton
    Greg Ostertag
    Adam Keefe
    Olden Polynice
    Antonio McDyess
    Billy Paultz
    Michael Cage
    Jerry Sichting
    Kermit Washington
    George Karl
     
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    I might be able to take one of those Kenyan distance runners that always win at the Olympics I'd I could get them to stay still. Maybe after they've run an Olympic marathon. Not liking my chances against too many others.

    Maybe if I had a time machine I might try to take on Bill Lee on the night of his no-hitter. That'd probably be a reasonably fair fight.

    Pretty sure most other athletes would kick my ass without too much trouble at this point.
     
    #18 Ottomaton, Oct 7, 2022
  19. VanityHalfBlack

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    Boxing
     
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  20. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Naked bathhouse knife fighting like Aragorn in that Russian gangster movie.
     
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