There’s been a lot of petty crime in my neighborhood the last few years but I never thought it would be stealing my trashcan. I was out of town last weekend and when I came back I noticed by trashcan was gone. I was hoping it was just my neighbors borrowing it for overflow but it’s still gone. My recycle bin is still there though. The trashcan is actually provided by Minneapolis so I’m going to call the city and ask for a new one.
It probably should. Im waiting for the CF sleuths to show how my trash can couldn’t actually be stolen.
Possibly it decided it was gay and left home to travel Europe for six moths staying in hostels and find itself.
The sanitation engineer accidentally dropped your can in the truck at the same time the other guy pushed the button to compact the trash and couldn't retrieve it in time. As a result, your trashcan became trash. Otherwise, you expect us to believe someone stole a trashcan? Must have been a really nice trashcan!
I don't want to cast aspersions, but you definitely want the police to track down and question this guy: Spoiler
