[Poll] Have you ever wiped so many times that you finally said **** it and just took a shower?

Wow, this is a problem that I have never, ever heard of before.

 

Well… how often do you discuss wiping ass with other men?

When living with my moms BF as a teen, she complained to him in front of me one time “How the hell are you using the bathroom without toilet paper?” And that’s when I learned that we both just washed because of our hairy asses and we found it hard/gross not to wash. Either insane coincidence or it’s more comment then you’d think.


That being said, he was middle eastern and mentioned it was common in his country to wash with water. Before you ask, took wet wipes to work when he didn’t have access to a shower.

 

Perhaps double-ply is more suited to you.

 

There's a remedy.

 

Greek or Italian?

 

Spanish

 

I'd rather shove my sh*t down the shower drain

 

Ok - I now understand why there might be a need to shower after taking a dump: you might remember my great thread here about perfect dumps (I would link it but too lazy to search for it plus I am on my iPhone) well there is such a thing as an “imperfect dump”. These are the dumps that you will feel the need to take a shower when you get done. WARNING- graphic dump about to be explained…so last night, I felt a dump coming on and I sat on the throne and I let the anal sphincter muscles do their job - push the nicely formed turd into the pool. However, I felt a problem- the turd had broken in two, maybe even three! A puny turd plopped into the pool but the remainder exploded and remained firmly entrenched in my a**hole! I wiped many times but I resigned myself to the fact that only a shower will completely clean it up. Because I had just had an imperfect dump and now I see it so clearly now! Thank you ClutchFans - this thread really did the trick!

One other thing I will add is that there used to be a poster here named “Lil Pun” and in the perfect dump thread, he mentioned that he took a shower every time after he had a dump. We ridiculed him for this but it is pretty obvious now that the poor guy suffered from imperfect dumps - whether or not he always had his dumps imperfect is unknown but I would venture he had an above average amount.

 

The visuals are just too much.

 

bought a bidet…would recommend