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[Omnibus]Elon Musk Scandals

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Invisible Fan, Jul 8, 2022.

  1. Bandwagoner

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    To be fair the guy he called a pedo is a 67 year old white british expat living in Thailand banging girls decades younger than him. So not sure if he is diddling kids but he is slinging peen.

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    Of the sample size of 70 year old Aussie/American/Brit expats in Thailand, there are some pedo guys.
     
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  3. Invisible Fan

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    Is it really cheating if he jerks off in a tube to implant into a surrogate?

    Sounds like Smart Contract to me.

    Howard Hughes is apt.

    His messing around is Next Level to me. Getting those women to undergo IVF and later carrying twins... I suppose he pays for the vagina reconstruction, or is that when he starts looking for more tunnels to bore?
     
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    I get the feeling a lot of really brilliant and successful people are mentally ill to some extent. I was rewatching the Wolf of Wall Street and Jordan Belfort was truly a genius with an outside ambition and appetites but those appetites were what kept him from being great. If a guy like that had a moral compass and even some self-control he possibly could've accomplished a lot beyond just enriching himself.
     
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    Obviously she got stuck in the couch, or the washing machine.
     
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    Lol why is that washing machine thing even a thing?
     
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    Can't wash clothes if you are wearing them.
     
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    Sounds like his dad.
     
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    I don't think Pedo Guy's c*m bucket was related to him. So not quite as bad as Musk's dad.
     
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    why are douchey billionaires so bad at not looking like dorks when theyre on vacation?

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    Musk Lieutenant Scrutinized in Internal Tesla Purchasing Probe
    • Automaker to part ways with executive Afshar: people familiar
    • Order for glass was flagged to finance, internal audit groups


    The internal investigation, led by Tesla Acting Head of Legal David Searle, started after a purchase order for construction material was identified as suspicious, the people said.

    The order, for a special kind of glass, was flagged to Tesla’s finance and internal audit groups earlier this year, the people said. Investigators are trying to determine whether the glass was for Tesla Chief Executive Officer Musk’s personal use, people with knowledge of the matter said.

    Global supply chain disruptions have made the glass difficult to secure, but Tesla’s status as a global manufacturing powerhouse makes it easier for the company to acquire materials in high demand.

    Afshar had requested the purchase order be created and told the workers involved it was for a secret project, the people said.
     
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    Doctor Weevil
     
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    Yall shouod lay off the body shamin.

    He like literally just had twins.
     
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    This would make sense, except it would make him extremely dumb - which he is not. If he just wanted to sell Tesla stock, there were 3 options (at least):

    1. Sell the stock, say that it's a necessary tax sale just like last year. Stock takes a short term hit, recovers, and then move on.

    2. Sell the stock, say you did it to purchase Twitter, then change your mind and back out. Stock takes a short term hit, you get lots of attention, then move on.

    3. Sell the stock, say you did it to purchase Twitter, bask in the glow of conservative media, sign a dumb deal committing you to your purchase while giving up due diligence rights and committing to not say anything bad about twitter, realize you made a mistake, violate your nondisparagement agreement, and get sued by twitter, which is going to cost you more than the entire value of the Tesla stock you sold. Oh, and get sued by both Twitter and Tesla shareholders, and also get investigated by the SEC.

    At the end of the day, Musk is unlikely to secure new financing due to his own arrogance and he's going to be either forced to buy Twitter (unlikely, but would require selling way more Tesla stock) or pay a huge payout to Twitter - well over the $8B in stock he sold (likely scenario). This wasn't Musk being shady and outsmarting everyone. This was Musk not caring about laws and rules and having way too much hubris.
     
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    @Space Ghost is definitely an Elon nut hugger.
     

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