It is like our entire starting lineup is disappearing one by one. I have forgotten what Brantley looks like. Did he break both legs? What's up with the long absence? The "Astros" are like not playing, it is the B team out there. Dusty could recruit some fans; let's really make this interesting.
Y'all do realize this bullpen is gonna eventually implode outside of Pressly? No way Stanek or Montero hold up long term. Maton is a ticking time bomb. Neris is middling, reminds me of that other Marlin closer we had the past couple of seasons. Better make that trade. Or two.
Fly me to Angel Stadium. I can swing and miss as good as anybody. I think I might be able to hit fly balls to right field. I can walk. I can throw balls that miss the plate. I can make errors in the field. I can let fly balls drop. I can throw balls over the head of other players. Whose yo daddy? Give me a shot. I also have a name that nobody in the Majors will recognize! Sort of like the Astro's current lineup card.
