Is it supposed to look like a hyper-low-budget 80's horror movie? Rob, please dump your wife and go back to badass psychedelic rock full of awesome bass lines.
Wow..... this is REALLY bad. First Grandpa looks like Ted Cruz with a Dirty Sanchez on his face. Herman Munster sounds like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.... I am totally going to go out and party, get completely smashed and high and watch this at like 3 am with my girl and friends.
It sounds like she has some how suctioned herself onto Rob Zombie and sucking all the talent he has to keep herself alive while her talentless skinny ass stars in his bad movies so she can be a "movie star". Not sure he will be able to make any more movies after this "gem" bombs. Maybe he and M Night Shyamalan can script out and act out plays at the Pot Belly's free amateur lunch live performance forum. I'm sure the Pot Belly's on Geneva road and Pulaski in Chicago can schedule them in pencil for the 10 am entertainment slot.
Hmm.... that looks... not so good. Oddly enough, she's in the movie. This probably killed it more than anything from me. Maybe it's because many of us know what the original Herman Munster sounded like, but this dude sounds like a dork even by Herman Munster standards. I was waiting for him to say "Zoiks, Scooby!"
