Joey's gonna be competing with a ruptured tendon in his leg this year, I heard. I don't know how many hot dogs you had to eat to rupture a leg tendon, but htis man is the GOAT.
It's just not 4th of July without "BACK UP TERRY! PUT IT IN REVERSE!! TERRY!" and the "JESUS COUNTER BOOTLEG FIREWORKS" videos. The second one is NSFW :
He ate how many? Hot dog champ does it again https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/04/us/nathans-hot-dog-contest-winner/index.html he's like the Golden State Warriors of hot dogs
Apparently, somebody ordered some cookies and milk online to be delivered to a certain somebody for their birthday using my address. The gift was left at my front door today of all days. Except, I'm not the person in question. I guess I get to nibble on some free treats but I feel guilty cause it's not intended for me. I checked the website of the company used and they say they are not responsible for the order once delivered and no refunds will be issued. I tried looking up the person it was intended for to see if it was a neighbor but no dice. I think it was someone that maybe lived in my home a long time ago. It's perishable so...whatever. It's rare this happens. I had it happen only one other time when I first moved into my home and it was Omaha Steaks. Oh well. Free food!!! Happy 4th! Sorry to the people who didn't verify the current address of the intended recipient but IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
Most semen ingested: Michelle Monahan of L.A. ingested 1.7 pints of semen, which was measured when she had her stomach pumped. #Goals
"Today we celebrate our Independence Day (except for the Astros...edit: Astros win on walk-off so they just wanted to make it exciting and shoot off fireworks)!"
It’s been a pretty crappy 4th of July weekend as I’ve been stuck at home with COVID. I’m swamped with work and one of the people I work with made a mistake on a project so I ended up spending a bunch of time fixing it since I don’t really have much else to do. Just for fun did watch ID4 to get in the spirit of things.
