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Elephant tramples woman, returns to funeral to re-trample her, then ****s up her house

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  1. LosPollosHermanos

    LosPollosHermanos BOL BOL
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    #1 LosPollosHermanos, Jun 22, 2022
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    how did the elephant know time, location and date of the funeral?
     
    #2 cheke64, Jun 22, 2022
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    Calendar invite?
     
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    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Facebook is nothing but elephants and jackasses.
     
    #4 Xerobull, Jun 22, 2022
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  5. LosPollosHermanos

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    Probably just smelled her out, read the woman was involved in the poaching of her kid??
     
    #5 LosPollosHermanos, Jun 22, 2022
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  6. cheke64

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    so the elephant was Liam Neeson? The story keeps getting better and better.
     
    #6 cheke64, Jun 22, 2022
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    Trump must have called for this maga proud elephant grey supremicist group to attack, I dont have proof but take my word for it....
     
    #7 Salvy, Jun 22, 2022
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    The elephant is also the Funeral Director.
     
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  9. Buck Turgidson

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    Hippo is faster in water than a human

    Hippo is faster on land than a human

    Hippos cannot ride bicycles.
     
    #9 Buck Turgidson, Jun 22, 2022
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    Would be awesome if they did this as a Pixar -type R rated film, ala Sausage Party. Bonus points if Liam Neeson does in fact play the elephant.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    There was a movie in the 70's about a Killer Whale taking vengeance on a fisherman that killed his mate and child.
     
    #13 rocketsjudoka, Jun 23, 2022
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    Feel bad for the villagers and the family of the woman but this is a reminder don't F^(& with nature.
     
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    Elephant vs Hippo would be interesting.

     
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    I better stay away from Hippos!

    Back in the mid-1960's, I road an enormous elephant through a game preserve in the Western Ghats of Southern India, with a "driver," of course. It was a trip. Beautiful country.

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    Holy Fock! This story is like the ghost and the darkness type s.hit.
     
    #17 ROXRAN, Jun 23, 2022
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    Well, if you're ever in a triathlon against one, your only chance is the bike stage.

    How they got Richard Harris to do that movie I'll never understand. The native american guy was awesome. Total guilty pleasure movie when I was a kid.
     
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    Hippo can't seek revenge
     
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