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So I got a lump

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Roscoe Arbuckle, Jun 16, 2022.

  1. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Lol, Fatty don't go to no 'reglar app-oint-ment'. **** Obamacare, he pays the fine.

    ...seriously though, you are too old to not have good insurance, Fatty. You're 50 and have been drinking and smoking and eating junk for 35+ years. You need to take care of that ****. I just had a 41-year-old friend die of a heart attack from clogged arteries. He wasn't even obese. Take care of yourself.
     
  4. Nook

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    I have had them and actually almost died from one on my neck. It had burrowed down into my chest without anyone noticing. One day it went from a very small bump I had for years to something the size of a golf ball that required immediate surgery in the ER.

    You can let it ride but be aware that they can suddenly rapidly increase in size. They had to cut it open with a scalpel and then wick it and I was in the hospital for days.
     
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    I could cut that thing out for you.
     
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    I wonder if the same director made this video.

     
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    Is the lump 3 feet above your ass?
     
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    This made no sense whatever. You need friends to vent
     
  10. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    It was that the cyst got so infected so quickly. I was told to immediately go in and have it drained and removed as the infection was spreading rapidly.

    Painful as hell, but I should be ok. They left it open and told me to come in tomorrow to have it closed up.

    Fell like I got freaking stabbed, which technically, I guess happened.
     
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    When I was about 25 I went in for a regular checkup. The last thing you want to hear, as the doc is doing the ball check, is "hmmmm".

    It was a lump, I was terrified. He said "don't worry, it's probably a....". I heard none of this outside of "lump" "testicle". Stressful 48 hours. Went to the urologist a couple of days later, ultrasound and whatnot..."nah, you're fine. It's a small cyst in one of the tubes due to natural causes. It happens. It'll go away in a bit." And it did.

    Oh: go to the doctor for checkups more often. Just shutup and do it.
     
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    Hope you get well soon, Fatty. Ignore the mean responses.
     
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    That dark humor made me laugh.
     
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    Get well soon...
     
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    I'll be ok, and this is is stupid. But I sent this to my crew. I love music, and this was mine.

    I'm trying to find me being a jackass and falling over a table yesterday after knowing I'm OK!

    I'll share it when I can. I promise.

     
  20. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    And I'm banned from FB for calling my friend of 35 years a ***....

    I love woke....

    didn't even put the "got" part.

    How woke do we need to be? There's a ton of ****ing faggots on here. We all know it.
     
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