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J-Law or Scar-Jo?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by The Captain, Jun 1, 2022.

  1. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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  2. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    Seriously?

    Acting chops: prob J-Law.
    Everything and I mean everything else: Scar-Jo. She even married a funny guy instead of a rock star, giving all internet wiseguys hope.
     
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  3. VanityHalfBlack

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    Gotta rep my azn people, Scar-Jo squad out here!!!
     
  4. fadeaway

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    The one that doesn't have herpes.
     
  5. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Jude Law and those tight buns.




    Wait...What??!?
     
  6. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    ...have you seen J-law's The Fappening pics?
     
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  7. Invisible Fan

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    J-law

    Honorable mention: Pre-drug binge Lindsay Lohan.
     
  8. GRENDEL

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    I really like JLaw but Scarjo would be me choice.....

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    This is way, way closer than the Connelly/Sharon Stone comparison. I'd probably go with J-Law.
     
  10. VanityHalfBlack

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    Oh man you ain't kidding, She topped everyone for me back in them mean girls day. Now? She out here lookin like bettlejuice bettlejuice beetlejuice!
     
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    J law kind of annoying, and when she was on top, tried way too hard to be relatable.

    I'm going with Asian starlet Scar Jo.
     
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    JLAW.... because she is supposedly REALLY nasty when it comes to sex.

    I have heard too many people that are successful, rich or are in the circle of famous people say that she is the dirtiest, nastiest lay around.
     
  14. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    This is exactly my qualifier. If you look at her Fappening pics, they back this up. She just seems more fun.

    I'd rather have a pretty freak than a '10' that prefers vanilla sex (or no sex). I've done all of that. In my experience the 9s and 10s are also batshit crazy and high maintenance. I'm not saying ScarJo is a 9 or a 10, but some men think so.
     
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    If they are allowed to talk - scar jo.

    If not- j law.
     
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    Jen Law in 2022, peak Scarlett in the past.
     
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  17. Nook

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    A very attractive woman that doesn't want to have sex very often is terrible.

    The only thing worse is a very attractive and sexy woman that likes to brag about having sex often but is boring sexually and doesn't really want to have sex.

    I have been in a relationship with a woman that was incredibly hot and very sexy, that even told everyone we often had sex - when we really were having sex maybe once a month...... At one point I just assumed it was me, that she was not sexually attracted to me or that she felt I was bad in bed.... it was only after I really had discussions with her ex boyfriends that I realized she actually had sex with me more than any of them, that she did not have sex with them for sometimes 6 months or a year.... that they stayed with her hoping it would change.

    So I will take the attractive and fun girl that is really dirty..... will she sleep around? Very possible, but I know that she will be game for my bizarre sexual appetite and I know that she will be down to bring other people into the fold.
     
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    This.

    J LO seems to be very high maintenance as well and that would be a drag, Scar Jo looks like an undercover freak as well and up for anything.

    If it was just a bang 2022 J LO but for the long haul Scar Jo.
     
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    Ana De Armas
     
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    At their peaks I’d go Scar-Lo, although as @Nook mentioned, J law is definitely nastier. She does have those white trash roots after all
     
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