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Beaumont, TX

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Buck Turgidson, May 24, 2022.

  1. Buck Turgidson

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    Buddy of mine is moving there soon. What's the lowdown on restaurants, bars, etc...?

    Eta: also one of Hayes Carll's best songs
     
  2. Rashmon

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    Don't breathe the air, drink the water, or disparage the oil & gas industry.
     
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    Or live there in general
     
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    Growing up, my grandparents lived in Port Arthur so I spent all my Easters/Thanksgivings/Christmas’ there. No other reason to ever go near there…
     
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  5. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    ....well, it's close to Louisiana, so good food has to be around there somewhere. And lots of prostitutes in every gas station.
     
  6. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    The view from I-10 is nothing spectacular so try to keep that speed at 75mph+ as you pass through.
     
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    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Man... There's some REAL BAD (no food anywhere) parts of Louisiana. Carcosa zones. The closest good food would be... Houston.

    This friend should just live in East Houston. Mont Belvieu at WORST.
     
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    1701 Barbecue…Texas top 50. Order brisket and pork ribs.
     
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    That place is worst than Beaumont...I was shot at back in '08 and will never visit that shithole again.
     
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  10. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Man, if you avoided every city you could get shot at in, you wouldn't live in the US.
     
  11. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Babe Zaharias doe
     
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    There was a BBQ place in Kountz, not too far north of Beaumont, that was considered like top 5 BBQ in all of Texas at one point. Not sure if they are still there or not.

    That's about all the good I have to say about Beaumont.
     
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  13. Buck Turgidson

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    Just keep driving until you get to Golden Nugget. Thats the best thing about Beaumont.
     
  15. Nook

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    Beaumont is a beautiful city.

    It has a Pappadeaux, a large hospital and you can get egg rolls two for a dollar and ten dollar blow jobs at virtually every service station in the area.
     
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    Jesus... you beat me to it.

    Have to be careful about the prosititutes, make sure you hit the gas stations after 3:30 pm to make sure they are not in school.
     
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  17. Buck Turgidson

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    LOL.

    Suburban aggie whiteboy, represent.
     
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    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Broooo. East, TX/Louisiana is straight spam out of a can and barnacles. Good luck. 1hr to H-Tine or 2hrs to Lafayette. That's all you got. The 1hr from Beaumont into downtown is probably less than what Katy people be driving anyways.
     
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  19. Buck Turgidson

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    I'm really asking about restaurants and bars.

    There's fishing, so you know there's seafood.

    The 2 guys from Montrose and Chicago are telling me what's what.

    I dig it.
     
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  20. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Last time I drove through LA I stopped at a gas station, broad daylight on a Sunday. Not even a greasy station, and it was packed with travelers. I went in to use the restroom and the walls were lined with young latino men all dressed up and standing around. It was a real WTF moment. Louisiana is another world and New Orleans is the true Sin City in the states.
     
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