So I asked a Rockets Power Dancer out

Of course not. I mean that would be a normal response, so we can't have that sort of thing in an FFB thread.

 

Double standard. The narcissistic tendencies must be fed.

 

Party pooper

 

Amber Heard faints

 

No, it's okay b/c his brother is a f****** f*****.

 

Exactly.

Let it all play out.

 

I can't believe she married that f*cking idiot Chad.

 

Being married matters because...?

 

Does she know anything about your class ring?

 

Slow down champ they're just catching up.

 

Thread tangent just became exponentially more entertaining.

 

So the interesting question here is.......is the SIL allowed to contact Fatty's friends or is that not cool?

 

Did she power dance for you.....

 

so....which one is crazy attractive?

I've ranked these ladies with some questions/comments

 

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean but it still made me laugh because of course fatty started a thread about his class ring.

Are class rings the most worthless thing you are supposed to buy ever?

 

That still does not make them worthless but I am glad your dad got something from it.

I actually think college rings are sadder.