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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Roscoe Arbuckle, May 15, 2022.

  1. BigM

    BigM Member

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    I appreciate the quality posts that a good Fatty thread brings out.
     
  2. FranchiseBlade

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    Actually there is zero need for any more of this story.
     
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  3. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Unlikely.
     
  4. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Literally in a 30 something text with my brother's ex GF. From 1996. Odd, but cool. Nothing romantic, but she did send me a pic and said her husband would be super jealous if she called me...
     
  5. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Nope. Very likely. Your stories tend to come off as very high schoolish.

    It's typical that you are wanting your stories to be "the best".
     
  6. Buck Turgidson

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    Many people are saying it.
     
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  7. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!
     
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  8. Nook

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    Honestly 95% percent of my life is incredibly boring but 5% of it is very interesting, especially in hind sight. The hard part is never knowing when the 5% exciting stuff is going to happen.... plus the embarrassing stuff I don't usually post about unless it is funny.

    As for FFB, I find him entertaining. He was funny when he was younger honestly. I am not sure when he became so old though.... I get the feeling he likely still has a landline phone with a tape answering machine and watches reruns of Johnny Carson or Fox News when he falls asleep at night.
     
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  9. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    C-, you pass!

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  10. ima_drummer2k

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    Okay, I've read this post 4 times and I still have no idea what it means.
     
  11. Colt45

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    I high school friend got involved with a very desirable member of our high school drill team about 25 years after high school. They moved in together, had a kid, split up and will be bonded for life despite the fact that they can't stand each other now.

    Whatever happens, wrap it up FFB.
     
  12. VanityHalfBlack

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    Tap tap tap brother!!!
     
  13. jo mama

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    ahh...the timeless art of seduction. did you send her a pic back brah?

    Kramer: No, no. You're not playing the game.
    George: What game?
    Kramer: She goes to these lengths to entice you and your only response is, "Gee, I really like your picture. Would you like to go out on a date with me, please?"
    George: No good?
    Kramer: George, i's the timeless art of seduction. You got to join in the dance. She sends you an enticing photo, you send her one right back.

    [​IMG]
     
  14. Squirtle

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    Lmao.
     
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    Wait, is Fatty George?

    It all makes sense can you imagine George on line in 2022?
     
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  17. AroundTheWorld

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    I enjoy FFB threads.
     
  18. jo mama

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    its fattys world. we are all just sidelining in it.
     
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  19. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Wait... your brother's Ex is contacting you? Isn't that taboo? Shouldn't your response to her have been "sorry, I can never, ever, ever communicate with you because you used to be with my brother."
     
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  20. K LoLo

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    It wouldn't make for a great clutchfans story if he did that.
     
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