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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Roscoe Arbuckle, May 15, 2022.

  1. H. Christopher

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    Ass to mouth bro. @Jontro knows what’s up.
     
  2. Nook

    Nook Member

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    No she isn't.
     
  3. Invisible Fan

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    But did u ask her out??
     
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    Perhaps I'm reading too much into it but I thought that was referring to a former Power Dancer.
     
  5. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    There is another possibility: FFB was attending high school in his 30's. (Just sayin)
     
  6. RKREBORN

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    Is she still considered a Power Dancer at 60?
     
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  7. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    There was this former Texans cheerleader that would wait on us. I always called her Mrs. Butterworth because she was so slow. Still friends to this day.
     
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  8. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    [​IMG]
     
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  9. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    She is still crazy attractive. They did do a power dancer reunion a few years ago that she joined.
     
  10. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    After I graduated HS I used to go back to eat at the cafeteria. One day one of the teachers recognized me and I was booted off. That was some amazing food.
     
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    Pics or it didn't happen bro :)
     
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  12. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    This is their 20 year reunion pic.

    [​IMG]
     
  13. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    No
     
  14. Buck Turgidson

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    Power Wheelchair Dancer
     
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    Hard pass
     
  16. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    I'm guessing you're 12 and a F****** F******.
     
  17. rimrocker

    rimrocker Member

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    Here's how it generally goes for you youngsters:

    First grade through sixth grade: Only girls in your grade.
    Seventh grade: Girls in your grade plus those in 8th grade.
    Eighth grade: Girls in your grade plus those in 7th grade.
    Ninth through 11th: All high school girls.
    12th: Girls in 10th through 12th unless you're a loser and creep on the freshmen.
    College: 18-22 year olds.
    Mid-20s: 21-28 year olds.
    Late 20s: 24-32 year olds.
    Early 30s: 24-38 year olds.
    Late 30s: 24-44 year olds.
    Early 40s: 24-48 year olds.
    Late 40s: 24-52 year olds.
    50s: 35-60 year olds.
    60s and beyond: 40-60 year olds.
     
  18. RKREBORN

    RKREBORN Member

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    Naw, I just prefer women without dentures.
     
  19. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    And I prefer fit women.
     
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  20. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    I swear I still cry laughing at this. I was 10 when it first came out!

     

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