Episode 7: God **** ****ing sand! Plot - Darth Vader, with full James Earl voice over, reminisces about how coarse this stuff is and how he can't pursue Obi-Wan for fear that it will clog is breathing apparatus and sand blast his nice shiny black armor.
There should be a ban on potato quality Twitter video clips. This is a little better but still not great.
Looks like it starts on Tatooine but he leaves there. Probably to avoid them from sensing Luke. He returns after handing them their asses. We all know Obi-da-One survives. Just happy this one will have McGregor in it. One of the brightest spots in all the star wars movies. Please don't disappoint.
PSA to the Level-5 Star Wars Geeks: not everyone has read the books or watched the cartoons so please don't spoil anything from that trailer, god invented spoiler tags for a reason. Thank you from us normies.