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Johnny Depp converted one of the hottest lesbians on the planet...PIMP

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by TheRealist137, Nov 8, 2012.

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  1. BigM

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    I don’t think the violence comes out on date 1. You have a solid shot to get one in and never see her again.
     
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    Wow forgot about this. *** that ho
     
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    Amber Heard is a special level of creepy evil.
     
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    Depp isn't sweating the movie stuff and he seems to be enjoying playing music with his friends too.
     
    #204 Jturbofuel, Feb 3, 2020
  5. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    So what we’ve learned:

    -Depp didn’t really flip Heard; he’s effete enough that she made it work in her head.

    -Heard was actually the top butch, and made ol Johnny understand who was boss. Hold my pocket, b****!

    -Hot-crazy scale is, once again, validated.

    [​IMG]
     
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    The things that have come out of their London trial put any reality tv in shame.

    Heard stole her assistant's rape story..She had an affair with Franco and was beaten by Elon Musk..She cut Depp's finger and took away his medication and took photos of him passed out drunk..She shat on their bed and Depp tried to DNA test the ****..They wrote on their mirrors with blood and Depp almost threw her dog out if the car window and threatened to cook it in the microwave.
     
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    Sounds like they were made for each other.......
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    ****ing bat **** crazy. The boaf uv uhm.

    I hope this ruins ambers hollywood career and she is relegated to doing pronz.
     
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    Yes. A fitting punishment for us..er...her.
     
    #210 Xerobull, Jul 15, 2020
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    She looks like a bird. Amber Bird is her new name.
     
    #211 CK Johnson, Jul 15, 2020
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    *** all these celebrity hoes.
     
    #212 VanityHalfBlack, Jul 15, 2020
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    How romantic this turned out.
     
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    Lmao.

    I have no illusions of getting with a normal Amber Heard type so I have my head set up right.

    People are capable of doing bat shet things.
    Most of them can control themselves.

    Or all this shet show is done for the court sessions exclusively.... Wouldn't be shocked in the slightest.
     
    #214 daywalker02, Jul 16, 2020
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    This could have ended up like one of the episodes on a True crime show.

    Pimp indeed, lel at title.

    All because she smuggled two dogs illegally into Australia. Lmao.
     
    #215 daywalker02, Jul 16, 2020
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    #216 bobrek, Apr 13, 2022
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    I watched a bit of it yesterday. Good commentary, but TBH I find watching actual trials to be a bit tedious. Give me the highlights, I'm a modern man, dammit.
     
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    Free Johnny Depp
     
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    AH comes across as being somewhat evil, and Depp always seemed like a nice, artsy kinda guy. That being said, he’s always kinda bragged about enjoying his libations, and I’m here to tell you—alcohol is the devil. I know this to be true. And he does not look very Hollywood anymore. He looks like he’s had a long and arduous relationship with the bottle. There’s often plenty of blame to be shared in most contentious relationships, and I bet that’s the case here as well.
     
    #219 Pole, Apr 13, 2022
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    Amber Herd 2022: Would you?
     
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