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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by ThatBoyNick, Apr 1, 2022.

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  1. Mathloom

    Mathloom Shameless Optimist
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    Damn dude I legit went quiet for like 20 seconds.
     
  2. Swapshop

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    I get that OP is a child and still does April fools jokes but this thread is category 1 jinx thread and should result in perma ban.
     
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  3. Roomba

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    See, now there are fun, light-hearted April fool's jokes and there is scaring the **** out of people. I must confess my **** has been scared out and now I have diahrrea thanks.
     
  4. treyk3

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    This stinks.
     
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    anyone else more offended by the curly brackets? I am.
     
  6. Jontro

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    fuuuu

    @hakeem94 and i were about ready to celebrate tanking too
     
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  7. Roomba

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    Also, aren't jokes supposed to be funny? I fail to see what's humorous about this one, to be honest.

    But if anything the karmic gods won't go after Green, they'll go after the OP--so be careful not to hurt your leg in practice, Nick (what that practice is for is still undetermined).
     
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    I'm pretty sure my body skipped an entire two heart beats when I read the thread title.
     
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    I opened clutchfans anticipating an April fools thread and I still didn't want to open for the small chance that this were true
     
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    KEEP MY SHOOTING GUARDS NAME OUT YA F****** MOUTH!!!
     
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    Bruh you almost gave me a heart attack lmao
     
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    Some April Fools jokes are just in very poor taste.

    DD
     
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    I stand with OP, at least he didn't make a bald joke
     
  14. harold bingo

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    When did April Fools go from jokes into just lies? How is this a joke? You're just lying but there's nothing funny here.
     
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    And malakas.
     
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    also in poor taste: premature player appreciation threads that jinx trades ;)
     
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    [​IMG]

    Duly noted.


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  18. Fulgore

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    Wtf cmon man
     
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    I know it's april fools, but it's still not cool
     
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