On a flight to Houston

Deb has me on ignore so she has NO idea what you were originally responding to. joke's on her

and to everyone else in this thread . . . DON'T WILL SMITH ME MAN

 

My German buddy yesterday:

'I have a joke for you'
Ok
'How did the Russian dissenter survive?'
Uh...how?
'He fell on the body of the last Russian dissenter'
...

 

What's funny about my German buddy who told me the joke above is that he's actually the biggest gun nut I've ever met, and I grew up in Texas. He has more assault rifles than anywhere I've ever seen outside of a gun show and has black powder embedded in his palm from when he was a kid experimenting with it. He also has a 50 cal sniper rifle with a $20k scope on it and grenade launcher and who knows what else. He did contracts for the US government to design crowd control and worked for a gun company on the side designing scopes for fun.

When my wife met him he was at my house showing me plans for his automated Gatling gun home security system.

He's actually very funny, but in a dry snarky way. He's obviously not great at jokes.

(by the way McBain is based on Schwarzenegger, who is Austrian)

 

I thought it was for their love songs. Wth?

 

There's a pappasitos there somewhere, don't remember which terminal

 

Sounds like the farting man already had some Tex-Mex...ask him where to find it.

 

Was in Pittsburgh today. Saw someone with TWO Pirates hats in the back cab of their truck.

 

I looked in the mirror this morning. There was a fat loser in a Texans shirt.

 

Out on the road today I saw a Dead Head sticker on a Cadillac.

 

solid lol from that @Buck Turgidson

 

I prefer the black flag sticker.

 

Nice Ataris reference

 

As shakespeare would say, the subtle difference between on and in might be insignificant to some.

 

Solid cover. I've always said that it took 14 years and leaving the band for Henley to write, by far, the Eagles' best song.

 

He had so much dirty laundry to deal with.