Female Stand Up Comedians are a huge turn on for me

the woman in the read dress has a hard time holding it together

 

I'm all for good female stand up comedians but they are few and far between. I kind of blame Sarah SIlverman, who was absolutely hilarious once upon a time, for the rise of the highly attractive but absolutely garbage tier female stand up comedian.

 

Shades of Brandon's freestyle from CKY.

 

Holy crap. I saw this a looooooong time ago and my wife and I joke around about "crih-tul gel" every time she goes to a nail place. I long since had forgotten where we got it from. And now I remember! Thanks!

 

She was friends with Louis CK.... they were never dating of physical.... she would let him drop his pants and rub one out during their conversations while holding his hand and talking about her day.

He did it at her house, his house.... in the car and a few times in public places.

He just had to say he was going to do it and she would just smile and go on talking.

Is she crazy? I guess it depends on whom you ask.

 

She made a movie based on her "Lyin' Brian" story from "This is Not Happening". It's called "Good on Paper".

Also, her pharmacist bit is hilarious:

 

The next Senator from the fine state of Texas....... Prime Time 99 (Instagram)

 

I used to have a thing for Sarah Silverman. I don't watch a lot of stand up but Iliza Shlesinger has my attention.

 

The patience of those City Councilors is to be admired.

 

Ok that was a HUGE waste of time. Nothing NOTHING in this was funny.

 

All of them are terrible to me.. I've never liked them , even in the Def comedy days... They're too over the top or very nonchalant with their deliveries.. There's no in-between it seems ..

 

There were a Few
Sommore/Sheryl Underwood/Adale Givins

Rocket River

 

Think dating a good-looking comedian would be fun 90% of the time, which is pretty good when you think about it. Fun on the road, but at some point, the schtick at home would grind you if you cannot get space.

As far as the sexy, think it would be challenging to flip the switch from general laughter all the time to the sexy. I've only seen one or two comedians in my lifetime that give me thoughts.

 

They’re not funny, and maybe some are “hot” for a comedian but not compared to the general population. I know you guys have higher fantasy standards, due to all the documentaries you watch.

 

minnie pearl

 

Rocket River

 

Taylor Tomlinson is great. She has a few stand-up specials on Netflix.

 

I don’t think I’ve seen a female comic who doesn’t use sex in her stand up.

 

She used to do that rambling stream of consciousness bit when she played a receptionist on "Open House," I remember thinking "yeah, that makes sense" when I found out she was a stand-up.