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Life has defeated me...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by boomboom, Mar 7, 2022.

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  1. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    I am now excited at the new water heater that was installed today. And I'm looking forward to a new dishwasher and faucet for my kitchen sink.

    What the **** happened?
     
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  2. donkeypunch

    donkeypunch Member

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    But do you have an air fryer?
     
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  3. Os Trigonum

    Os Trigonum Okogie Only Fan
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    hashtag ninety-niner problems

    @tinman
     
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  4. Joshfast

    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    A new water heater that’s awesome which one did you get? And what the **** happened is you defeated cold water.
     
    #4 Joshfast, Mar 7, 2022
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  5. Astrodome

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    It could be worse, brother. My garage fridge is about to bite the farm.
     
    #5 Astrodome, Mar 7, 2022
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    Have you tried an Instapot?
     
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  7. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    Don't worry... you'll get your revenge because death always trumps life!

    Wait...
     
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  8. CrazyJoeDavola

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  9. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    I got a Eufy for my birthday and it is pretty impressive. Until it gets stuck under my nightstands.
     
    #9 Roscoe Arbuckle, Mar 7, 2022
  10. Jontro

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    don't do it breh. remember your family and friends and cf love and care about you
     
    #10 Jontro, Mar 7, 2022
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  11. ThatBoyNick

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    Water heaters are for people of all ages man
     
    #11 ThatBoyNick, Mar 7, 2022
  12. Haymitch

    Haymitch Custom Title

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    I got a new dishwasher in September. On the day it was set to arrive, we had our babysitter over to watch the baby. She's 20. I was so pumped for the dishwasher I probably talked for 15 minutes straight about it before I realized she was looking at me like I was the strangest person she'd ever seen in her life, and that she couldn't care less about a dishwasher.

    We are old now. This is the way.
     
    #12 Haymitch, Mar 7, 2022
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  13. Squirtle

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    ****ing A, bro! :)
     
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  14. JumpMan

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    Naw, I think you turned on her soak cycle.
     
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  15. tinman

    tinman 999999999
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    I just got a wifi 6 router
    Leaving the stone ages of WiFi 5
     
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  17. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    But have you tried a pneumatic sex swing with your two mistresses?

    (am I doing this right?)

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  18. Buck Turgidson

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    I learned today that I have a 1/2" ratchet at ranch b, but I don't have a 3/8" adapter, which I need to work on the water trough. Because I have one in my proper toolbox at the other place 30 miles away.
     
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  19. Buck Turgidson

    Buck Turgidson Member

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    No.

    "Mistress" connotates that she is more than a fling but less than a partner.

    2 of them...? Not sure what that's called. A gaggle of ho's?
     
    #19 Buck Turgidson, Mar 7, 2022
  20. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Isn't that the biggest PiTA? Meanwhile your ‘good’ socket set is at home, securely stored and rarely used.
     
    #20 The Captain, Mar 7, 2022
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