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So I'm thinking about marrying this broad

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Roscoe Arbuckle, Mar 5, 2022.

  1. Invisible Fan

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    Seeds for a Country singer revival tour,
     
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    How can you afford her if Chad just fired you?
     
  3. rocketsjudoka

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    Weird I had a very similar conversation with a friend last night.

    I met a woman from Ukraine several years ago while traveling in Peru. Unfortunately I didn't keep up with her because she didn't speak much English and I know Ukrainian or Russian. Given all that is happening there I really hope she is OK and my friend asked me what would you do if she did contact you and asked for help? I would try to help her get out of Ukraine as I could and given that I'm not married and got out of a long term relationship not that long ago I could and would marry her if that's what it took.

    If I did though I would be willing to get a divorce after we got out of Ukraine to a safe country where she could settle. She was a very nice person, and very attractive on top of that, but I would feel bad basically giving the choice of you either marry and stay with me or you stay in Ukraine and deal with the Russians.
     
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    I just had the ugly thought that the sex trafficking scum could have a field day with this situation.
     
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    I hadn't thought about that but yeah that certainly seems like that could happen. That would just compound tragedy on top of tragedy.
     
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    A country with average temp 50 degrees needs bikinis
     
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    Their girls don't need anything but a towel in the sauna. A bikini and a beach towel for vacations on the coast and islands of the Mediterranean, and sometimes just the towel. Talk about scenery!
     
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    Why waste money on towels, bikinis, and saunas?

    I own a humble abode for all who enters
     
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    My partner yellin "Too soon! Dont do it! Reconsider!
    Read some litera - ture on the subject
    You sure? **** it
    You know we got your back like chiroprac - tic
    If that b**** do you dirty
    We'll wipe her ass out as in detergent
    Now hurry hurry, go on to the altar
    I know you aint a pimp but pimp remember what I taught ya
    Keep your heart 3 stacks, keep your heart
    Aye, keep your heart 3 stacks, keep your heart
    Man, these girls is smart, 3 stacks, these girls is smart
    Play your part

    Rocket River
     
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    How long after the green card do you anticipate she'll find another side piece - similar to you being the sidepiece when she was originally married.

    A day, two tops?
     
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    Lol. I know you don't my career, but the company that termed me was one of 2 dozen.

    I've been doing this 18 years. That company seems to be in a death spiral, which I've seen a few times before.

    They're even blasting apology emails blaming their new server. They bit off more than they could chew.

    Chad will be the one without a job soon enough.
     
  13. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Don't care. If I did it, it would be as a favor to her. Known her 5 years or so. She also does food blog stuff.
     
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    Want to do it for me?

    No physical stuff necessary.

    I'll pay you for the favour of my green card.

    We can delete this whole trail so we don't get caught.

    Not srs.

    Ok completely srs.
     
  15. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    I've told her I'd do it solely to stay in the US. She's a Brit stuck in Sweden going through a divorce.

    She wants to pay me 200k to do it.

    I don't see any reason why not to, as I have no real plans on getting married.

    Considering she likes food as much as I do, I can see us doing a franchise. She's already talked to Hubcap Grill, and that is a fee that's affordable.

    We will see. But I'm not averse to any mutually beneficial relationship; especially when she's ok wearing a garter.
     
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    For 200k jesus christ.

    You'd be stupid not to.

    As long as you both gel enough to fool the government.
     
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    100x.
     
  18. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    My son is in his last semester with a full scholarship at University of Arkansas - Fayetteville with Music Composition. He's currently applying for a Masters, of which Rice is one.

    Don't speak if you don't know what you're talking about, son...

    I'm guessing folks just don't like people who don't want to fit into the 9 to 5. I get it. It's just only been for me when I've had a live-in girlfriend that has me follow that regimen. Once that's gone, I turn back to my own cycle.

    Good news is most folks still like me.

    Mostly...
     
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    No hard feelings, "son" .

    Marriages can be fun. :)
     
  20. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    My son is amazing & worth all the hardships I went through.

    Just realize I was about to go to South Africa on a Country Music Tour, which I naturally cancelled two months early due to the pregnancy.

    My ex was an only child who had a very controlling mom who had her lie to me when we were married to get her back to Memphis. She lied to me for 9 months. She remarried the day of our divorce.

    7 years ago, she asks if we can get back together...

    My parents had a fantastic marriage. I always said I'd wait for that love.

    I'm not sure it exists these days.
     
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