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So I'm thinking about marrying this broad

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Roscoe Arbuckle, Mar 5, 2022.

  1. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    So here's the deal:

    Met this broad several years ago. She's married. We flirted, did mild stuff, and then I shut it down. Didn't like the whole thing.

    Then the Pandemic nonsense occured. She was stuck in Sweden for two plus years on month to month crap.

    She just got back only to have her visa expire. So she had to go back.

    I'm so over the Gov't, i'm AOK with her and I getting married for her staying here.

    Am I doing anything incorrect? Because I'll let her bang me for whatever timeline i needed.
     
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  2. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Vicky
     
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  3. Jontro

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  4. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Yeah, she's pissed, and so am I.

    Broads...
     
  5. Buck Turgidson

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    Would you rather lick queso or guacamole off of her t!ts?
     
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  6. Two Sandwiches

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    Ever seen 90 day Fiancee?
     
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    Is this love that you're feeling?

    Or, hit it and quit it brah?
     
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  9. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Personally, I'd never marry a broad. Now, a doll, a dame, a moll, a dish or a chick... that's a whole other story.
     
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  10. Smokey

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    People commit immigration fraud on national TV and get their visas approved so I’m sure marrying a married woman to keep her in the states is fine too.
     
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  11. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    We need pics to judge her heart.
     
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  12. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Does she sideline as a ho?
     
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    5:07 am. Hard night of boozing.
     
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    We talking sideboob, underboob or cleavage?
    But, so is OP
     
  15. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Not being married was the only thing I respected about Fatty.
     
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    Is she into unemployed men?
     
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    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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  18. Deckard

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    Green card? There's a flick, you could get ideas. The lead is French, though.
    I like that she's Swedish. That's a plus.
     
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    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    Marrying her is fine. Please don’t reproduce though.
     
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    This older aupair needs help with her visa too. I hear she may also *cough* like guys that are "younger" than she is.
     
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