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Nukes hit, is there a clutchfan bunker I can stay?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by VanityHalfBlack, Feb 26, 2022.

  1. Buck Turgidson

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    Really? You're fooling yourself.

    You see the world through your cynical eyes.
     
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    I got a new roof and double pane windows that can withstand a nuke. I'm safe af boy
     
  4. ROXRAN

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    I have extra rifles, body armor, shotguns, pistols, armor piercing and incendiary ammo as well as dry ice bombs, plus a drone and Molotov cocktails in the bunker just in case we get invaded as well. @Buck Turgidson cant join because he will drink the Molotov cocktails and call it a day
     
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  5. Asian Sensation

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    Hit up that joker @Nook pretty sure he’s got a sweet set up for you. Only thing is once you enter you are not allowed to leave.

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  7. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Safe word is ‘harder’ ;)
     
  8. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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  9. Surfguy

    Surfguy Member

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    We can survive...at Big Bend National Park! Let's go! Rabble rabble rabble!
     
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  10. Nook

    Nook Member

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    I sold that property.

    I think we all would be on our own. Just don’t come for my ****.
     
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  11. Nook

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    Welcome home,my favorite kitty!
     
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  12. Nook

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    Do you have ivermectin? He won’t come if there isn’t ivermectin and a VCR to watch his tapes of Family Ties and 90210.
     
  13. Redfish81

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    No promises... :)

    I have ivermectin but it is probably expired. I spent some time in some nasty places. When I ended up flying into Mexico after I was pretty sick. Doctor thought I might have a parasite or something and gave me Ivermectin.
     
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  14. RedRedemption

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    I think the real question is how many of us even have the capabilities and knowledge to survive without typical 1st world infrastructure AND if anyone even wants to try lol.
     
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  15. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    That's a no from me dawg.
     
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  16. Nook

    Nook Member

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  17. Redfish81

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    Do you purr?
     
  18. ThatBoyNick

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    I'd only be willing to stay with men of culture like @Jontro
     
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  19. Jontro

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    i'll stay with you breh. will bring teh secksy mags in case the nuclear holocaust deletes electricity and render our phones useless.
     
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  20. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    Reported.
     

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